Forum:Scientists worship the Devil!
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You have been found out, you filthy abomination called Science! My people, we must call upon God's army and destroy the evil lies the subjects of Lucifer have infected us with! Starting with evolution!
P.S- The above rant has absolutely no connection with the ass-kicking I have received as a consequence of being a science student. I am merely infiltrating the enemy's camp, you know. --15:38, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
- You do have to admit that the way they folded you so you'd fit in your locker was pretty sweet. 02:29, April 16, 2012 (UTC)
- yea science is pretty gay. --126.96.36.199 03:16, April 16, 2012 (UTC)
- But science is merely the building of knowledge through testing....perhaps these molecules tested evil! But if molecules are evil, and our organs are made up of molecules, and our bodies are made up of organs, then our bodies are evil! Which would explain a lot, actually. Who made these things, anyways? -- 06:07, April 16, 2012 (UTC)
- NOT GOD! -- 07:49, April 17, 2012 (UTC)