Forum:Scientific evidence why Benson is better than you
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A DNA/RNA test was done with BENSON and we found that he has the Awesome Eight gene. The Awesome Eight gene allows a person to do something eight times better than someone else. BENSON's sister Octasnooki also has this gene, and she is eight times better than Snooki.
ALL HAIL BENSON!!!!!!!1111ONEONEONEONE --08:57, August 7, 2011 (UTC)