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"School's back from summer! School's back forever!"

Damn bitches trying to educate me just because I pay them and attend classes and stuff. Who do they think they are? Anyway, I'll be gone for reals in a few days. I'll try not to disappear completely again, though that may very well happen. In conclusion, AIDS. --Honoré de BALLSACK 05:33, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Indeed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:08, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
You think school's tough? Try a job. The boss is all "Solve these polynomials" and "If one train is leaving Chicago at 32mph and another is leaving at Philadelphia going 47mph, where do they meet?". And if you talk back, he sends you to the supervisor's office! What a jerk! Man, when I'm 65, I am so out of here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:17, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
@Fishalishalish Damnit, you had to remind me, didn't you? ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 01:56, 08/18/2012
You think thats bad? Try spending your summer in Northern Europe to get away from the heat and then passing three days there in a row of even hotter heat until you want to liquify into a puddle of molten coat hangers. And then the ice in your cocktails melt. And then the tonic and spirits evapourates and all thats left is sugar, salt, a little umbrella (on fire) and melting glass. And ontop of all of that, my caviar is exploding. And now my Lexus is slowly caving into the motlen pressure and is becomming a two door beetle. Gawd. Next summer Im going to the moon. Nice and freezing there. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! --ShabiDOO 07:01, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
Ah, pitiful victimists. You people could never enjoy the simple pleasures in life, so now you must face the consequence of me being better than all of you. --Lord Scofield Stark 15:23, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
schoolz 4 foolz --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 17:13, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
Damn right. Wait... ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 18:00, 08/20/2012
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