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  • A flat of beer. He really does read the letters you send him! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:26, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
    • A flat beer. You're absolutely right, he does read the letters! sirErr.gifsysrq @ 05:06 Dec 28
  • A bunch of shit. Literally, he shat in my stocking. Either he was drunk, my toilet is broken, or I've been really bad. Probably all three. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:01, Dec. 25, 2008
  • A piece of paper with "€25" on it, though it wasn't a banknote or anything, just a really bad joke. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:15, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • His sexy body. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:47, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Nothing. I don't know nothing 23:37, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Santa touched me - I don't know if that qualifys as a present--Sycamore (Talk) 10:03, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
  • I got the opportunity to dress as Santa and touch Sycamore blame free. Joy to the world! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:11, 26 Dec
  • A bunch of huge lumps of coal, which was actually exactly what I asked for. Now I can heat my house! Huzzah! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:20, Dec 26
  • A copy of Starcraft 2.
    • A Two-pin Video Card.
      • Three Cosplay hotties
        • Four Barrels of Crude Sweet Oil
          • Five MrN is gay
            • Vat of 6-(2-aminopropyl)-5-methoxy-2,2-dimethyl-2,3-dihydrobenzofuran.
              • 7.1 Surround Sound System
                • 8 Burger King Whoppers
                    • A subscription to The Erotic Network.
                      • A guitar with volume up to 11.
                        • 12 thousand Wii points.
- RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 01:41, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
I knew MrN was gay. "Checking your prostate for cancer", my ass! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:47, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
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