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Sep 12 22:15:58 * CharmedGurl16 (n=46655fec@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-syakolsensdipruj) has joined #uncyclopedia

Sep 12 22:16:15 diMario Good mourning, CharmedGurl16

Sep 12 22:16:25 CharmedGurl16 hello diMario

Sep 12 22:16:39 diMario Would you like to converse with me?

Sep 12 22:16:52 CharmedGurl16 sure

Sep 12 22:16:54 CharmedGurl16 why not

Sep 12 22:17:15 sannse diMario...

Sep 12 22:17:19 diMario A word of advice: I am an 51 y/o Dutch male.

Sep 12 22:17:27 CharmedGurl16 nk

Sep 12 22:17:35 sannse I've defended you before, but enough is enough..

Sep 12 22:17:38 CharmedGurl16 how is that advice?

Sep 12 22:17:47 sannse he meant "warning"

Sep 12 22:18:02 CharmedGurl16 warning of what?

Sep 12 22:18:11 Some1 don't worry

Sep 12 22:18:14 sannse and he also meant "creapy old man who likes talking to teenage girls"

Sep 12 22:18:21 diMario What sannse said. I am not a pedo, and some people think I am.

Sep 12 22:18:22 sannse or those he things are teenage girls

Sep 12 22:18:25 Some1 it's just a "warning" he's required by law to give

Sep 12 22:18:44 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to sannse

Sep 12 22:18:49 * sannse sets ban on *!*@86.92.173.184

Sep 12 22:18:53 ColinAYB I thought sannse gave up ops?

Sep 12 22:19:01 * You have been kicked from #uncyclopedia by sannse (go pick up kids elsewhere)


I rest my case. Someone should have a stern talk with sannse. This is not acceptable behaviour for a system admin. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dimario (talk • contribs)

I don't know. This might just be a misunderstanding. You're not a pedo, are you diMario? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 13 September 2009

If I where mean, I'd say she is on her period.

And it is not a misunderstanding. She's deliberately having it it for me. di Mario 22:23, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Have you ever talked to her before? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:30, 13 September 2009
Could this simply be a joke-ban from Sannse? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:48, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
No, it's the end of being patient with dear old Uncle diMario jumping on every young girl (or assumed young girl) that enters the channel. If he wants to pick up 16 year olds, I think it's about time he went to another channel to do it. It's not the first time he's been banned to make the channel safe(r) for our younger female visitors, but it seems he just don't get it.
I'm not going to scream is anyone unblocks him, but I'm not.
(Also, since when was I a Merkin?) -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 03:33, September 14, 2009 (UTC) (and also also, note the sig, this is as a channel op and admin, not as staff)
You're just jealous because you don't have enough game to bag chicks a third your age. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:14, Sep 14
That too -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 04:17, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Wait... no... a third of my age would be 12... eek! -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 04:21, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
oh snap now we now how old she is.... actually Sannse is probably lying about her age, a third her age would probably be 21, which is lucky for her as she can legally get them drunk regardless of what country they are in. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:47, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
It's like I always say, if there's grass on the field, TOO OLD. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:42, Sep 14
That's a good saying. I think I'll get a t-shirt that says that, and wear it every time I go to the park for a nice sit-down on one of the benches. --C:\syndrome\_ 20:53, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Since when did we have females on this wiki? --Mn-z 03:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

We don't. There's no such thing. "51 y/o Dutch males" are fictional as well. There is only a sentient metafungus named Ted. Ted reproduces by budding and, on special occasions, something to do with spores. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:31, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I am not to trying to make fun of it. But sannses attitude towards my existence is really one of the things that is completely wrong with merkins. In the original posting on the IRC I am actually making sure to the other party that they understand that I am a 51 y/o male from the Dutchlands. In order to let the other party know whome they are interacting with. So that they may judge for themselves wether the interaction is one they may not want to pursue.

Clump, clump, clump. Rattle. The stage sinks slightly to the right. In gallops sannse, and she bans me. No questions asked.

Seriously, I would like to see an investigation by the channel administration. What was I doing wrong? What are the justifications and motives involved in banning me for behaving like I did? di Mario 21:26, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Jumping at the chance to talk to alleged 16-year-old girls is a little creepy, no matter who you are. --C:\syndrome\_ 22:05, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
But it's still okay to talk to 16-year-old boys, correct? -WellhungBoi16
For the record, to be a Merkin, you usually have to be American. Also, I thought what we were all known for was stereotyping people from other countries.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:13, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, give the guy a break. He can't help he's Dutch. Although I feel I should point out that pedophilia is one of the things that is completely wrong with the Dutch. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:29, 15 Sep
You tell me it's wrong, but it feels soooo right. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:34, Sep 15
Well, it does look so much bigger in the hands of a ten year old. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:46, 15 Sep
Come on guys, I would like you to elaborate on the "Clump, clump, clump. Rattle. The stage sinks slightly to the right" reference. As in "slightly to the right of Attilla the Hun" di Mario 22:51, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps the stage could support you better if you got off IRC and did some sit-ups once in a while. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:53, 15 Sep

Jes Fur the record...

The ban was removed. By Manticore it seems (remember him?) - sannse@Wikia (talk) 22:22, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

SHUT UP! you're ruining our fun! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 23:47, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
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