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SCREW YOU GUYS!!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:52, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Gouncyclopedia! 12:00, 11 April 2009 (UTC)fuck you guys im quitting you immature freaks

NOOOOOOOOOO! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:02, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
OOOOH, this just gave me a great idea for a TYATU script!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:04, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Seriously though, just the fact you used the word "resignation" shows that you have some intelligence. Your UnScripts were actually quite funny. We need you! We need your childish humour! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:44, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
no im quittingGouncyclopedia! 12:46, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Please, please, stay! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:52, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Gouncyclopedia! 13:32, 11 April 2009 (UTC)fine im staying i just finished the second tyatu movie anyway

OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN13:41, 11 AprSUPER.OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN13:41, 11 Apr
Oh no! It's contagious! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:44, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)What's contagious?
OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:05, 14 AprTeh ghey.OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:05, 14 Apr

But seriously...

I quit. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:53, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You can't quit. We never hired you in the first place. You're gonna have to talk to Sannse down in human resources and get yourself on the payroll. Then you can quit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:56, 11 Apr

Jesus Christ

If you want to 'leave' a community on the internet, then simply stop visiting to some extent. No need to make a thread about it. But then this comment is all irrelevant now, since the author has expressed his desire to 'stay'. I'm sure the bandwidth still has vacancy. If not, you're sleeping in the pig sty.

And I've just noticed outside that the trees are blossoming again. Unfortunately I've never taken much care to note these things in the past. This ends now. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:00, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Actually, it ends in two days. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
I'm sorry Dexter, but I don't think this is working out. I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:11, 11 Apr
.... That's okay (cause I'm gonna come back up here and shoot you all). I understand. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:15, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Truly

What is wrong with these idiots? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:11, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps they're troubled by that gray thing on the back of your screen. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:17, 11 Apr
Or maybe this white nothing on the front of your screen. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:21, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Or my mommy. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:23, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Is santa claus real? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:25, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
I love that, but not as much as this. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:27, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Fuck it.

I'm leaving Uncyclopedia. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:24, 11 Apr

No!!! Not OptyC!!! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:25, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Who will give us access to images of hot chicks??? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey guys

I'm back! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:24, 11 Apr

How was the vacation? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:25, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Too long. I really missed you assholes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:28, 11 Apr
Did you bring any hot chicks? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:29, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
IMG 0869

Yes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:37, 11 Apr

That's too many testicles for a broad. I know this because I'm a doctor and as such am somewhat of an expert on these matters. I've got a stethoscope and tongue depressors and everything! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:55, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Hmmmmm. I guess that explains the razor burn then. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:58, 11 Apr
Stethoscope schmethoschope. You cannot tell testicles from a pair of gonads. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:12, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
*Pbbt!* All testicles are gonads, but not all gonads are testicles. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:01, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Obviously Schmobviously. You cannot pair a gonads from a test of bicycles. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:49, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
All testicles are gonads, some gonads are balls, but no balls are testicles. If that is all true, then what is the average price of a Big Mac in Canada as of April 2nd, 1999? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:48, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Resigning my resignation

I took some time and drafted this resignation, but now I'm resigned to signing it again. PUN FUCKING INTENDED since it was the only thing I could come up with, at such short notice. I mean, you know what I mean, I think.

I, Multiliteralist, and his honorary guard, we all in fact, are now in position not to continue working within the frame of Uncyclopedia any longer, and therefore are forced to move to another "Forum of forums" inside of the Internet complication. I obviously mean Sicklopedia, the worst of the worst. Sorry, I don't know if it exists. Will not check - I'm a journalist and never check my facts and sources. Forget it.
Respectfully, -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:23, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
So, wait... Were you ever here to begin with? I'm getting too old for this... Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:19, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
I wasn't - but now I am! Nobody should feel too old for my resignation! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 16:33, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

You know what's great!

Seeing that some people here are actually sicker and more alienated than me....It's an accomplishment not to be taken lightly. I feel super normal now.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:24, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I find that greatly disturbing. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:56, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
You should.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:37, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Worse, Soauu finds your lack of faith disturbing. Then he made that "Force Choke" hand-thingy. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:45, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Modusoperandi, you disappoint me. Sophia holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:05, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
I can't. I accidentally raised the bar. Now we're all screwed. Woe! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:09, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Mars bar? What's with you and that W Bush guy? Where's the bar getting set next, alpha centauri?! *trekkies laugh*--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:17, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
[Socky growls, and his Dark Side strength crushes everything around him in the room. He frees himself from the metal stretcher, and steps off. Some old guy has a smirk on his face]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:20, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
What the hell is the point of you all screaming like a bunch of morons at each other it doesn't do anything nobodys even quiting so shut up! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:12, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
No. You sir are the one who should shut up. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:17, 14 Apr
You got it wrong: I should shut up, but I won't! Also, I might quit. Seriously. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:14, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Shut up. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:55, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
No, me shut up! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:00, 14 Apr
Yes, shut up. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:02, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Zip it you! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:22, 15 Apr
Shut up! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Up you must shut. -YodaC
Up your ass, fool. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:06, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
NO U! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:09, 15 Apr
How about you compromise? All of you shut up. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:17, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Shut up! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:20, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
My balls ain't gonna suck themselves guys. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:23, 15 Apr
Thank you. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:25, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Are you leaving.....

.....WITH SAVINGS? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 00:26, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm quitting too.

Yep, that's right. I'm leaving. I'm sure you're mortified.

But I really am quitting. Serious. Saberwolf116 04:20, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

How about the lot of you quit...

...and left the 20000+ articles for me? I would blank them and laugh until I pissed my pants. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:15, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

But Seriously... Saberwolf116 12:23, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
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