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Hallå. Hello. I request the help of anyone who speaks Swedish (better than I cause I'm new to it) to assist me in translating some of the text on Category:User_sv which I made but can't translate in confidence yet. For example, the French, Spanish, and so on categories are well translated. That's an idea of what I want, and if anyone can help me, I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you. There's a link to ::Hå hå, hilarious. And it's Bork Bork Bork. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:51, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh, but have you tried the sweedish uncyclopædia from IKEA? Only 92 pieces that you can assemble at home with the simple instructions.the page in question at the bottom of this page. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:16, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Bork Bork Bork Bork? --DrObvious 05:39, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
Useless, you're all useless. You all deserve to be fornicated up your anal columns with a garden hose. All I want is a damn translation! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:11, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
In my experience, it's close enough to German for me to follow, if not speak. I do the same thing with Italian and Latin. Aside from that, there's only two rules I have to remember: 1.) Flågspunsch is fucking yummy, and 2.) Never never never say "Bork" while bork bork borking the exchange students. Erm! I mean... well, yeah. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:26, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
Well, I don't speak German, and as for borking foreign exchange students, I'll let you be and keep my comments to myself. All of you are fucking useless. Fornicatewithagardenhose! I guess I could give it a shot (translating, not fornicating with a garden hose), but I'll probably have more grammar mistakes than Bobspelledbackwards. The spot is still open, though for anyone who wants to help. Ijustwantadamnswede! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:38, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
If no one here knows, have you actually tried asking on the Swedish uncyclopædia? --Carlb 23:36, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
I've seen some Swedish text floating around aimlessly on certain talk pages once in a while, and there's a Swedish User template as well, so someone has to be able to help me. Besides, if I could ask that in Swedish, I wouldn't need a translator. I can barely navigate my way through Psyklopedin based only on my crude knowledge of the language and comparisons to this Uncyclopedia. I guess I better take a different approach, like threatening lives and such...or maybe just study a little more....nah, too much brain work. I'll stick to begging, threatening lives, and fornicating with a garden hose. Thanks for trying to help, though. You get a sticker!! Bork Bork Bork!! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:48, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
I suppose you could always roll the bones on BabelFish... just don't use complex sentences, and you should be fine. Sorry, that's the best I can do. As for wanting a Swede, well, that's a common enough affliction. Luckily, Sven Ole-Thorsen is between jobs... --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:16, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Not all languages which are in this project are represented in babelfish or other automated translation programmes. They're better than nothing (when they work) but far from a universal solution --Carlb 16:23, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Well, I'll give it a shot anyways and see if it looks right. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:40, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Fuck it, you're right. Babel Fish ain't in Sveedeesh. The best I could do is take it to the Swedish Chef translator; but God, Bork Bork Bork is a far cry from what I wanted in the first place. Maybe there are other not-so-useless translation services. Fuck Babel Fish. I'm kidding, I like Hitchhiker and I'm fluent in ten dialects of Dolphin, but that's besides the point! I'll look in2 it. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:55, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
If the text you're looking for exists among the standard templates (such as "This user is a not a native speaker of (language)" or whatever), it might be worth seeing if the Wikipedia for that language has a translation yet. --Carlb 20:40, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Sweet, I could try that. All sum... --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:11, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
I speak swedish, man. --DeathByPie 22:35, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Honestly?....If you do, can you please go to category:User sv for me and translate the remainder and correct what I've done? I already did levels 0-4 and level N? If you're lying, then all your base are belong to me, but I'm sure you're not. o_O ??? Hmm...By your User page it seems you are. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:55, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, I'll complete the translations. Also, WHEEOOOAAAP kapow bonk --DeathByPie 08:18, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
OK.....Yah, I saw the page. I trust it's right and thank you 4 doing so. I really don't need anymore help, but if someone wants to add tasteless comments below, they can. By the way, what's "flågspunsch"? King in Yellow said that. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:35, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Not sure if I spelled it correctly (as it ain't German,) but I think someone in the know can tell you. It's a wet (not dry) liquer with a heavy, smoky-sweet finish, very close to Irish Mist in flavor and consistency. You should try some, if you get the chance. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:56, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
A friend sent me some from Stockholm a few months ago. I just checked to see if I saved the bottle, so I could fix the spelling, but no dice. Sorry. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:58, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Flågspunsch....sounded like a drink. Or an egg dish. I don't know why, that's how my mind works. And no, I think you may have spelt it wrong, cause I couldn't find "flågspunsch" on either the English or Swedish Wikipedia. Thanx anyways, I was really wondering about that. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:19, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Damn my Teutonism... damn it Sweden, just stick with umlauts!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:58, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
That's de stuff. Spelled like Randall. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:16, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Yah, it was FlaggPunsch. No umlauts there. Or that A with the circle over it (this thing: å)...still can't remember what the little fucker is called? Oh, i remember, it's called an "å". That's right...--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:25, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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