Forum:Presenting the UnRoast

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You know what fun event we Uncyclopedians have missed out on for so many years? A roast! Now, as that Wikipedia article I linked to will tell you, a roast is a fun and joyful event, where comedians from all walks of life gang up on and (figuratively) castrate their predetermined target. I believe that we've seen more than enough delightful users to pick on in our time, hence my idea of an UnRoast to commemorate the illustrious users who just couldn't help but get their asses kicked on our site!

Let us look at today's target (or dish, if I may say so). The lovable whiner and idiot called


A student who refused to read some gay book. A student who got an F by some Mr Winkler as a result of that. A student who then came and gave us the gift of Mr winkler is GAY. Ladies and gentlemen, Uncyclopedia could never be what it is today if it wasn't for that blatant cyberbullying article that went on to become one of our most beloved in-jokes. Let's shower our respects (or disrespects) on this permabanned troll who gave us so much joy. All users and IPs who have any idea of what I'm talking about can express their views, subject to certain guidelines.

  • Users may post their witty one-liners or paragraphs in the "Testimonials" section below.
  • If anybody wants to go all-out however, they can feel free to create a userspaced article on LotofLOLS and link to it in this forum.
  • Keep in mind that this is not a competition, just a fun even where we (figuratively) rape, shit, and pulverise LotofLOLS in whatever manner we see fit.
  • Please try to be funny and not just mean or stupid. Roasts are no fun if nobody gets a laugh!


Does FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUCK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!You stole my cheeeeeeeken!!!!!!!!!!! count? A (Ruins) 15:59, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Sure. --Scofield & Friends 16:10, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
Sweet. I'm officially a member of this thing. A (Ruins) 18:22, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
No more entries? C'mon, people! --Scofield & Friends 14:37, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
To be honest...this whole roast thing might be a bit better if you pick three people...ask users to think of some helarious jabs at them...and then allow them to post their roasts on the forum duing a week. Pick and admin, a regular user and someone in real life...or better yet...let people nominte admin, users, people in real life etc...and then give them a week to come up with it. Would be fun. Maybe better to do that after PLS! --ShabiDOO 17:07, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
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