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RAHB and I had a terrible idea. That's right, kids, we're going to psychoanalyze you based only on your favorite porn star. Copy paste the thingy below, make a new header at the bottom, and fill 'er in, if you know what I mean. Love, Ethine sig 


Favorite porn star:
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
Ethine's psychoanalysis:


Username: Mhaille
Favorite Porn Star: Brianna Banks - who shares my birthday....
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Is boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, and likes consensual sex in the missionary position. Also, for some reason, women with freakishly long legs and creepy teeth.
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Mhaille is obviously a vanilla limey. On the bright side, this makes for a delicious cheesecake recipe.


Username: Electrified mocha chinchilla
Favorite Porn Star: Brock Masters
Ethine's psychoanalysis: EMC is a highly successful corporate business person who spends most of his time fantasizing about the window-washin' dudes outside. He is terrified his coworkers will discover him making doe eyes at the hardhat wearing fellows, so he is generally a very nervous person. When he goes home at night, he makes endless stacks of sandwiches and little toothpick construction men to climb them, in hopes of recapturing his feelings for them.
RAHB's psychoanalysis: EMC worked on a farm when he was very young. He found it odd that his sisters all swiped up all the corn before the harvest. He used to try to make his milk mustaches permanent by applying glue to his upper lip. He later become a construction worker who found that his cock fit conveniently in the rivet holes on those large orange beams. He has a mini-orgasm every time he hears the word "frazzle" uttered in a dominant tone.


Username: Modusoperandi
Favorite porn star: Modusoperandi (don't even pretend to act surprised)
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Modusoperandi owns Pepsi Cola. He sleeps with rubber sheets.
"Sheep". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Modus is poor and the only source of porn he has is the polaroid he carries with him at all times.
It's a sketch in charcoal from the firepit on the back of a pizza box. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!


Username: ChiefjusticeDS
Favorite porn star: Violet Blue - So I'm told
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Chief is colour-blind and makes up for this inferiority by only viewing porn stars with colours in their names. Violet Blue is a two-for-one, increasing sexual pleasure.
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Chief has a latent fetish for lawsuits involving writers and porn stars who like the color blue. Clearly he had a troubled childhood in which he committed petty theft in the form of stealing indigo crayons from school.


Username: Nachlader
Favorite porn star: your mum
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Nachlader is a man I'd like to have a gin and tonic with while discussing Ukrainian politics. Then we'd fuck each other's mothers.
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Nachlader is very short and pompous. Also, my mother has terrible taste in men.
Well, your mother has an excellent taste of [removed] --nldr 11:50, June 28, 2010 (UTC)


Username:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
Favorite porn star:The one with the jizz of her face? I don't really care about their names.
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Ape on Thursdays is a lumberjack.
Ethine wants my cock: Ape on Thursdays has a deeply concealed fetish for bodily fluids. When he goes to grocery stores, he has been known to take gallons of milk and splash them in the face of unsuspecting women.



Favorite porn star: Jada Fire
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Oooooh fucking Christ, I've cummmmmm!!!
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Jada Fire played Condoleezza Rice, and by extension, EugeneKay has the hots for Republicans.

My precious

Username:Aleister in Chains
Favorite porn star: Britney Murphy just after, but not too long after, her death.
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Aleister sells propane and fucks propane accessories.
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Aleister has some deep-seated self esteem issues which he hopes to resolve by wanking to talentless non-denominational Christians.

Uncle Dex

Username: Hi.
Favorite porn star: The girls on JailbaitGallery aren't actually pornstars...
RAHB's psychoanalysis: ...but they will be someday.
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Clearly, Dex has a thing for twelve year olds. In kindergarten, he was probably the fucker who tore all the crayon wrappers back.

The new guy

Username: SadisticWolf
Favourite porn star: Eva Angelina.
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Eva Angelina bores the shit out of me. Sadistic Wolf is obviously not as sadistic as he says he is...
Ethine's psychoanalysis: SadisticWolf appears to be into chicks with glasses. You know who else wears glasses, though? Old people. SadisticWolf really digs people in retirement homes. He is probably someone who works in close proximity with said old folks, likely in a pharmacy or farmer's market.
I have glasses :x --SadisticWolf 14:28, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

That guy everyone loves or hates

Username: Dr. Skullthumper
Favourite porn star: Tawnee Stone.
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Dr. S wants to be fucked by RAHB's penis.
Ethine's psychoanalysis: He's probably just in it for the pigtails.
Wow guys, you don't have to actually provide a porn star's name. Not even one mention of RAHB's penis thus far. --nachlader 05:20, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Guy who keeps changing his goddamn username

Username: Pelozuriumi
Favorite porn star: Those little Indian girls forced into prostitution Audrey Bitoni.
Whey, that's my second choice ~ Readmesoon 05:23, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
You have excellent taste. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:55, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
RAHB's psychoanalysis: Paizuri has a thing for those chicks who look slightly out of place while giving head, but still hot enough to make the out-of-placedness add on to the sexiness by being sort of unique and shit. This means that he likes modern art and The Cure.
Ethine's psychoanalysis: I tried to look up Audrey Bitoni, and basically all I could find out about her is that she has huge fake tits. From this, I can safely conclude that Paizuri also has huge fake tits, and that he actually just watches the porn for validation. Congrats on the surgery, man.

the guy who's not even old enough to be watching porn or something

Username: Readmesoon
Favorite porn star: Nikki Benz
RAHB's psychoanalysis: All I can say is (NSFW) What the fuck is that other shit she's holding?!
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Looks like Readme has a thing for chicks who have names with weird spellings. Possibly because he can't spell, as well.


Username: Happytimes
Favorite porn star: Modusoperandi Happytimes Cherry Poppins
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Nachlader says he's beat you to the punch. Were I you, I wouldn't be sticking my dick anywhere his has been... But at any rate, seein' as you're takin' sloppy seconds here, I can conclude that you're probably very short and lonely.

Hammer don't hurt 'em!

Username: Colin "All your base" Heaney
Favorite porn star: Neil Patrick Harris
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
Ethine's psychoanalysis: You probably just want to suck Joss Whedon's cock.

Geobsedeerd door Nymphie

Username: <none>
Favorite porn star: Bellatrix Lestrange
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Given that this gentleman didn't leave his name, I think it's safe to assume he's really into anonymous sex.


Username: Thekillerfroggy
Favorite porn star: Lexington Steele
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Accordin' to Wikipedia, in addition to bein' a porn guy, he's a stockbroker from New Jersey. Man, you really have a thing for douchebags.


Username: Sonic80
Favorite porn star: Does it matter? I mean porn is porn.
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Considering you bothered to post a "your idea is stupid" thing, I think we can safely rule out everything but narcissistic personality disorder.


Username: CheddarBBQ
Favorite porn star: That one from... umm... damn it... I think she was a redhead... pretty sure she had breasts...
RAHB's psychoanalysis: CheddarBBQ is Dennis Kucinich.
Ethine's psychoanalysis: Per RAHB. Couldn't have said it any better myself.
Holy shit, how did you know? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 14:44,4July,2010


Username: Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM
Favorite porn star: Don't really watch porn that much, let alone have a favorite porn star. I like this image though.
That's Carmen, from some cam site that also does music, apparently. Don't remember the name, all I remember is her first name is Carmen. I think. --SadisticWolf 14:29, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Username: It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:57, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Favorite porn star: Pretty sure this: [1] counts. Schwing!
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Username:--SagnikN 08:24, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Favorite porn star: Monica Belluci(we two share the same birthdate!!!!!!!!!!!and she is so beautiful!!!!!!and which dude does not want to be that lucky boy in "Malena"?)and i am so much surprised there is no article on her here.:(
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Hi ho

Name: C'mon Silent Bob, let's get the fuck outta this fuckin' jip joint. With this fuckin' faggot Dante. You cock smoker.
Favorite porn star: Leila Ferraz
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
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Name: The Right and Left Honourable Reverend Zim_ulator
Favorite porn star: Walter Cronkite
self-analysis: I believe sex is only for humiliation, and on occasion, procreation.
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
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That guy who always hangs out on IRC but never shows up on Uncyclopedia except to make occasional form posts or revert vandals

Username: lstarnes
Favorite porn star: Eris
RAHB's psychoanalysis:
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Username: --HM (T)
Favorite porn star: None. Girls are icky, and all male porn stars are ugly.
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