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Slut List

Here are the top 40. Italics are for those who are members of the Welcoming Committee.

  1. User:Mhaille ‎(19,097 links)
  2. User:Benson ‎(15,536 links)
  3. User:Thekillerfroggy ‎(7,409 links)
  4. User:TheLedBalloon ‎(6,104 links)
  5. User: ‎(5,028 links)
  6. User:Sycamore ‎(4,999 links)
  7. User:Todd Lyons ‎(4,961 links)
  8. User:Modusoperandi ‎(4,926 links)
  9. User:Zombiebaron ‎(4,544 links)
  10. User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user ‎(4,329 links)
  11. User:Tom mayfair ‎(4,288 links)
  12. User:Under user ‎(4,258 links)
  13. User:Insineratehymn ‎(4,005 links)
  14. User:MrN9000 ‎(3,540 links)
  15. User:Fnoodle ‎(3,358 links)
  16. User:Dr. Skullthumper ‎(3,259 links)
  17. User:Starnestommy ‎(2,998 links)
  18. User:Codeine ‎(2,883 links)
  19. User:RAHB ‎(2,586 links)
  20. User:Mordillo ‎(2,425 links)
  21. User:THEDUDEMAN ‎(2,266 links)
  22. User:Bonner ‎(2,209 links)
  23. User:Braydie ‎(2,167 links)
  24. User:Cajek ‎(2,146 links)
  25. User:Enzo Aquarius ‎(1,999 links)
  26. User:Nintendorulez ‎(1,936 links)
  27. User:Olipro ‎(1,853 links)
  28. User:SysRq ‎(1,794 links)
  29. User:Hinoa ‎(1,750 links)
  30. User:Ljlego ‎(1,746 links)
  31. User:Cs1987 ‎(1,725 links)
  32. User:Gerrycheevers ‎(1,693 links)
  33. User:Tompkins ‎(1,661 links)
  34. User:Electrified mocha chinchilla ‎(1,639 links)
  35. User:Manforman ‎(1,638 links)
  36. User:Orian57 ‎(1,635 links)
  37. User:Rcmurphy ‎(1,547 links)
  38. User:Necropaxx ‎(1,545 links)
  39. User:DJ Irreverent ‎(1,460 links)
  40. User:The Thinker ‎(1,350 links)

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:35, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Damn, I'm losing ground behind TKF. I need to start slutting it up. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:57, Aug 5
I'm not on the list at all. Guess nobody likes me and whatnot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:13, 5 Aug
Yay! People like me. Although I am sort of a member of the Welcoming committe. I just don't always do it. And who the hell is manforman? I've never heard of him.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:24 5 August 2009
He was gone before you got here. We gave you his room. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:28, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
And we gave OptyC Nintendorulez room. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:31, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
So that's why it smells of elderberries and vaseline. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:37, 5 Aug
No. That's just what you're blaming it on. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:18, Aug 6
It's kinda...weird that I was gone for a year and am still in the top 10. I'm really only leaving a comment on this page to add to my linkcount though. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:04, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Nobody likes me. It's just like real life... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:22, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

It's better than real life. We don't have to look at you here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:24, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
I second ZB, I haven't been on here for a good while and i'm still up there. You know why? The rest of you are lazy! Get to work! BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 6, 09:58
I also noticed Manforman is up there. I lol'd, remember him? BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 6, 09:59
Cool. Fnoodle has more links that Dr Skull. zh I hate me new sig 10:16 August 6
Ha! I have a new plan for taking over the world and lagging everyone's computer. My sig includes about 50 links to me userpage. So one day, I shall take over the world! /evil laugh. zh I hate me new sig 10:26 August 6
How do you find out the link things? I tried Special:SpecialPages but I don;t seem to find anything. zh I hate me new sig 10:31 August 6
Try Special:MostLinkedPages. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:55, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
User:Zheliel ‎(534 links). SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:00, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

If you were handsome, you'd be on Full House...but you're not, so you're on Uncyclopedia.

modus, that's really mean. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
And charactoristically unorigonal.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:29 6 August 2009
whoy do you pot 'o's where they don't exoist? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:36, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Because I'm bad at spelling and even worse at typing - Who the fuck are you anyway? You're not even on the list!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:38 6 August 2009
please don't reignite that horrifying, crushing phase of my life. =( --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:43, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
That's not mean. I just assume that everybody else is as pretty as me. And by "pretty" I mean "not pretty". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Hah! That's hilarious! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:04, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
i'm climbing the ladder. and i finally passed manforman! i totally rubbed it in his face when i brought him his dinner in the dungeons last night! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:40, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
It confounds me how Mhaille has so much. I looked into the pages that allegedly linked to him and found a few with no signatures or even mentions of him! Conspiracy? Voter fraud? What's going on? I demand answers! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
...and yet Benson's total slips right by you... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure he knows exactly why Benson's total is so high. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:52, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
There is no voter fraud. I have no idea what you are talking about. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:00, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
J'accuse! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:16, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Hang on. UU has streaked ahead of me! Last time he's was on 3,046 links. Now he's on 4,258 links? I can only assume Mr user has been keeping COMPLETELY on top of things. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:16, Aug 7

Interesting to note, Benson has gone down to 14,959 links and Zombiebaron has jumped to 5,373 links. Wonder how that happened. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:44, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

J'accuse! Again! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:51, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

It's funny how I never show up on these lists because I link my talkpage, not my userpage. Funny in an Ann Coulter way.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:32, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Blonde with dead eyes and an oily soul funny? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Also, congrats on placing 40st. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
38th? (assuming no one else is as dumb as me, which is, needless to say, a stupid thing to assume).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:53, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
More like 39th. I'm 40th, now. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:00, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
How does having 1,451 links place you ahead of someone with 1,460? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:33, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Listen. You do math YOUR way, and I'll put down a random number. That way, we both get the cheese.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:38, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Next time I'll use user talk pages if they're higher than the user page. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:42, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Bless you, though you really don't have to.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:37, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Yea, it gives a wonderful sense of empowerment to be able to look at somebody and shout "I'm better than you, but you don't know it!". Especially when they can't hear you. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. As the chinese say, Yan Er Dao Ling. But you probably don't know what I mean, so Im better than you, but you don't know it. zh/SG/13:57 August 10 sig go bonker again :( zh/SG/13:57 August 10
My sig's working fine. I'm better than you, and I want everybody to know it! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Why am I not on that list? Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 23:28,10August,2009

You're stupid and we hate you --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
because you have less than 500 links to your userpage. and also you're stupid and we hate you. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:36, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
You're on the other list. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:37, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
That doesn't make sense. I know I signed my name on at least 500 pages, and my sig links to my page. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 00:07,11August,2009
Closer to 474. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:34, Aug 11
the above linked statistics say otherwise. and statistics never lie. they're like george washington, if he was comprised completely of numbers. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:36, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Arabic numbers. OMG, George Washington wasn't born in the USA! Quick, call the birthers! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
i think a special exception was made in his case due to his well-documented crusade against cherry trees (a symbol of japan) since japan was a bitter enemy of colonial america. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I love when conversations stay on topic. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 01:25,11August,2009
I love it when a plan comes together. John "Hannibal" Smith 04:40, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
In fact George Washington was a British subject by birth. However, his article lacks {{British}} for some reason. --Mn-z 18:53, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
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