I'm not on the list at all. Guess nobody likes me and whatnot. -OptyCSucks! CUN16:13, 5 Aug
Yay! People like me. Although I am sort of a member of the Welcoming committe. I just don't always do it. And who the hell is manforman? I've never heard of him. Orian57Talk16:24 5 August 2009
He was gone before you got here. We gave you his room. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 16:28, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
So that's why it smells of elderberries and vaseline. -OptyCSucks! CUN16:37, 5 Aug
No. That's just what you're blaming it on. --UU - natter13:18, Aug 6
It's kinda...weird that I was gone for a year and am still in the top 10. I'm really only leaving a comment on this page to add to my linkcount though. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 20:04, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
It's better than real life. We don't have to look at you here. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 21:24, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
I second ZB, I haven't been on here for a good while and i'm still up there. You know why? The rest of you are lazy! Get to work! (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 6, 09:58
I also noticed Manforman is up there. I lol'd, remember him? (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 6, 09:59
Cool. Fnoodle has more links that Dr Skull. zhI hate me new sig 10:16 August 6
Ha! I have a new plan for taking over the world and lagging everyone's computer. My sig includes about 50 links to me userpage. So one day, I shall take over the world! /evil laugh. zhI hate me new sig 10:26 August 6
How do you find out the link things? I tried Special:SpecialPages but I don;t seem to find anything. zhI hate me new sig 10:31 August 6
If you were handsome, you'd be on Full House...but you're not, so you're on Uncyclopedia.
modus, that's really mean. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
And charactoristically unorigonal. Orian57Talk11:29 6 August 2009
whoy do you pot 'o's where they don't exoist? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:36, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Because I'm bad at spelling and even worse at typing - Who the fuck are you anyway? You're not even on the list! Orian57Talk11:38 6 August 2009
please don't reignite that horrifying, crushing phase of my life. =( ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:43, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
That's not mean. I just assume that everybody else is as pretty as me. And by "pretty" I mean "not pretty". SirModusoperandiBoinc! 13:01, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
i'm climbing the ladder. and i finally passed manforman! i totally rubbed it in his face when i brought him his dinner in the dungeons last night! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:40, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
It confounds me how Mhaille has so much. I looked into the pages that allegedly linked to him and found a few with no signatures or even mentions of him! Conspiracy? Voter fraud? What's going on? I demand answers! --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 18:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
...and yet Benson's total slips right by you... SirModusoperandiBoinc! 19:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Hang on. UU has streaked ahead of me! Last time he's was on 3,046 links. Now he's on 4,258 links? I can only assume Mr user has been keeping COMPLETELY on top of things. MrNFork you! 14:16, Aug 7
Interesting to note, Benson has gone down to 14,959 links and Zombiebaron has jumped to 5,373 links. Wonder how that happened. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 18:44, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
It's funny how I never show up on these lists because I link my talkpage, not my userpage. Funny in an Ann Coulter way.--<<>> 00:32, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Blonde with dead eyes and an oily soul funny? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 00:45, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
How does having 1,451 links place you ahead of someone with 1,460? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 01:33, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Listen. You do math YOUR way, and I'll put down a random number. That way, we both get the cheese.--<<>> 01:38, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Next time I'll use user talk pages if they're higher than the user page. --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 20:42, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Bless you, though you really don't have to.--<<>> 23:37, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Yea, it gives a wonderful sense of empowerment to be able to look at somebody and shout "I'm better than you, but you don't know it!". Especially when they can't hear you. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. As the chinese say, Yan Er Dao Ling. But you probably don't know what I mean, so Im better than you, but you don't know it. zh/SG/13:57 August 10
...my sig go bonker again :( zh/SG/13:57 August 10
the above linked statistics say otherwise. and statistics never lie. they're like george washington, if he was comprised completely of numbers. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:36, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Arabic numbers. OMG, George Washington wasn't born in the USA! Quick, call the birthers! SirModusoperandiBoinc! 00:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
i think a special exception was made in his case due to his well-documented crusade against cherry trees (a symbol of japan) since japan was a bitter enemy of colonial america. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I love when conversations stay on topic. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:25,11August,2009
I love it when a plan comes together. John "Hannibal" Smith 04:40, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
In fact George Washington was a British subject by birth. However, his article lacks {{British}} for some reason. --Mn-z 18:53, 11 August 2009 (UTC)