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Eh, why not? Go to http://www.politicalcompass.org/test and take the test, post results below. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 04:31 EST 6 July, 2010

User: Skinfan13
Self-described: Jeffersonian Libertarian
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: 3.25, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.54. Otherwise known as a Right-leaning Libertarian.

User: Modus "Palin-Bachmann in 2012!" Operandi
Self-described: Teabaggin', Liberty lovin' angry white Southern male
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: 8.88, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 8.51. Otherwise known as a Real American®.

Also, this question has come up before. The average Uncyclopedian last time? Communist! Pinkos everywhere! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:55, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Looks like we're surrounded Big Mo! Let's turn on Glenn Beck and buy some weapons - you get the hunting rifles I'll get the scary knifes!--Sycamore (Talk) 17:04, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
It's come up more than once before, because I remember doing this myself. Bu I really can't be arsed to track the link down. Again. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:52, Jul 7

User: IronLung
Self-described: Left-ish freedom-lover
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -3.62 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.08 Otherwise known as a Commie bastard.

User: Socky
Self-described: Centre-left Christian
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -3.00, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.03. Otherwise known as a Wizard.

User: --Romartus Impertator 11:47, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Self-described: Socialist
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -6.25, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.79. Otherwise known as Doctor No.

User: Rabbi "People's Popular Front" Techno
Self-described: Baader-Meinhof
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -9.75, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.97. Otherwise known as: probably didn't vote for Thatcher.

I'm making notes so I know who will be first in front of the firing squad. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:00, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

User: Mhaille
Self-described: New Age Nutjob
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -3.00 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.38

User: Guildensternenstein
Self-described: Fiscal Conservative, Social Liberal, Atheist
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: 2.12, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.38. I guess that falls somewhere in moderate Libertarian territory. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:35, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

User: User:Mordillo
Self-described: Elder of Zion
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -5.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.77

User: Aleister in Chains
Self-described: Ape in human clothes
What the test says: Eco. -6.75 , Social -6.77, at least I'm not as fascist as those naziwhores Dalai Lama and Gandhi. Aleister 14:27 6 7

User: Electrified mocha chinchilla
Self-described: I just want to save the gay whales in Darfur
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -1.00, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.79. It appears I'm in the crowd of libertarian socialists, like the rest of you Uncyclopediots.

User: Nachlader
Self-described: Caring socialist
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -5.25, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64. Hah, well that isn't bad at all. Voted Gordon Brown anyway.

User: Sycamore
Self-described: Left wing on many issues, I vote Labour
What the test thinks: Economic Left/Right: 2.88, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.56
Response: A lot more right wing than I thought, not quite a rabid Thatcherite. /me drinks bottled water--Sycamore (Talk) 15:38, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

User: Sonic80
Self-Described: Moderate Liberal
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -6.12, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.23
Response: Gandhi Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:28, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

User: HELPME
Self-described: As Liberal as they come
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -6.38, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.79
Response: I'm Gandhi, too. Oh yeah, I wish there was a "So strongly disagree that I am offended by the very existence of people who agree" for "No one can be moral without being religious". No offense to those who agree.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 07:58, July 06 2010 UTC

Hah! I picked Strongly Agree for that one! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:23, 7 July 2010
I agree HELPME. Gandhis UNITE! Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 02:10, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

User: Kingkitty
Self-described: Dirty liberal atheist
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -2.00, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.87

Response: Potatoes. -Bretthead

User: An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
Self-described: Anarchist-communist
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -10.00, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -10.00 This means I win

  • Why am I not surprise that you're scaring the crap out of the Gandhi? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:52, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

User: Lordarcadian
Self-described: Marginally unstable noob
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -1.68, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: +.87

User: Happytimes
Self-described: VICE-ADMIRAL PALPATINE
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: +3.14, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: +A.RR
Response: I don't know what the test results mean, but after I was done it gave me free child porn until the authorities arrived.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Jul 2010 ~ 01:01 (UTC)

User: Dannehvirus
Self-described: Angry villager with pitchfork
What the test says: Pregnant, apparently... FUCK!
Response: I want a second opinion. Now. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 02:58, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'm a doctor, I can pronounce you dead upon arrival. --nachlader 00:37, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

User: Necropaxx
Self-described: Right-leaning moderate who's also a Christian so why aren't you?
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -3.88, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.95
Response: The numbers... what do they mean? What are they?!?! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:02, Jul 7 2010

By the way, I think this test, Moral-Politics.com, asks better questions, but that's just me. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:09, Jul 7 2010
I don't like it. Apparently I confused the hell out of this test. It described me under every answer possible. Morals and politics should only coexist on an individual level and never on a policy level anyways, or at least that's my libertarian take on things. The test interprets my answers at face value I suppose. Politics should be primarily concerned with protecting the liberties of all people. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 02:07 EST 7 July, 2010
edit: then again, it appears to be geared toward the left-right spectrum. No political test is complete without the Y axis as well (populism vs. libertarianism) --SF13 a few seconds later
Don't forget the Betty-Veronica axis. (And I think you're using "populism" in a non-standard way. "Statism" or "collectivism" would probably fit better, if what I am getting is your gist) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:26, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
That quiz is dumb. It thinks I'm authoritarian. -- smug Ape (advocate) (Riot Porn) 11:35, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
There is a Y-axix, it's Libertarianism vs. Authoritarianism (or, to put it another way, small government vs. big government) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:55, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Without the critical Z, or Simon-Garfunkel axis, it's useless anyway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:20, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

User: UU
Self-described: Awesome
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -4.12, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.85. So that will be where all the awesome people are. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:01, Jul 7

Actually, I do like the way none of the admins so far have come up as authoritarian. Who are we kidding? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:42, Jul 7
The only authority admins obey is their own. Yes, admins are Objectivists. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:58, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

User: Cheddar
Self-described: Queer-lovin' baby killin' religion crushin' son of a bitch liberal
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -4.45, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.95 Response: Fuck yes. Right by Gandhi and The Dalai Lama. Just like it should be. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 14:54,9July,2010

To be completely honest, I was expecting it more to the left. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 14:57,9July,2010

User: RAHB
Self-described: Human (Pronounced "You-men")
What the test says: Economic Left/Right: -5.12, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.72
Response: Fuck you if you don't like my hat. -RAHB 02:44, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR COMPASS

LET US SAIL THE HIGH SEAS OF GOVERMENT YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR --nachlader 22:52, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

FUCK!

I FORGOT MY COMPASS... AND MY TELESCOPE... AND MY TEDDY BEAR... AND ALSO MY FLUFFY SLIPPERS. (cries) 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 23:05, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Who are you? -- smug Ape (advocate) (Riot Porn) 23:07, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
MY SLIPPERS! WHERE ARE THEY?!! 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 23:09, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
CALM THE FUCK DOWN! I know where your slippers are. (You don't want them back.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Jul 2010 ~ 00:02 (UTC)
Sorry, sorry, sorry... By "slippers", I meant my meds. I evidentally lacked them at the time. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 02:09, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
I know what you mean; there was this one time I "lacked" funds and had to resort to "side jobs" to get by.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Jul 2010 ~ 04:10 (UTC)
That was a good day... Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:00, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
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