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First off, I would like to say hello again to all the old time people still here who have stuck around. Glad to see the site is still going so well as it is. With that taken care of, I remember there was a topic like this many months ago where people took the test and posted their results. Since peoples views shift around - as well as the people who go here - I thought it might be interesting to test the pulse of things today as far as their political compass scores go. Everyone probably knows the routine, but if not, here's the test ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:29, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Past Political Compass Threads


name Economic Left/Right Social Libertarian/Authoritarian
Spang who said "strongly agree" to everything0.004.36
Jocke Pirat-3.38-4.92
Dr. Skullthumper-0.38-5.23
The Woodburninator-4.25-6.72
Under user-5.00-5.38
DJ Irreverent-5.13-3.72


  • I put it in sortable table form so we can, like, see who's the most liberal or authoritarian or whatever.   Le Cejak <1:48, 08 Jul 2008>
  • I answered everything "strongly agree". I think I'm closest to Hitler. Score! Also, welcome back Rangeley! Spang talk 01:54, 08 Jul 2008
  • Voy a tomar el examen en espanol. Creo que no podré entender una mitad de las preguntas. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:05, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I got to the second page and realized this would require effort. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 02:34, Jul 8
  • Hey, welcome back Rangeley. Are you aware of the fact that, due to Firefox's handy spellcheck thing, I was just able to learn that "Rangeley" is, indeed, a place, and not a made up word (as I'd assumed)? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:37, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Oh. I've also got another comment. If you'll all take a look, you can see that, in December 2006 (before I was an admin), I scored a "Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.08". And last time (December 2007), I got a value of "-5.95". That's now become a value of "4.67". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:00, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
    • Na, you are just getting older ZB... ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:36, Jul 9
      • Also, as Spang says, this poll is complete balls anyway. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:58, Jul 9
        • I'm becoming more and more communist! Save me, Zombie!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:54, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Yea, I have moved some too. I am much more unabashedly free market and libertarian then I used to be, culminating in my endorsement of Ron Paul and eventually becoming a delegate to vote for him in my state convention. You would think Uncyclopedia would have it's share of Ron Paul supporters, given it's on the internet and all, but this doesn't seem to be the case. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:23, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
    • A few of us like him. Lots of people think he's a looney though. I'm not sure why they think that, it's probably because the other candidates told them to think that. -RAHB 04:17, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
      • YES-YES. I-AGREE-WITH-WHAT-THE-CANDIDATE-OF-MY-PARTICULAR-PARTY-SAID-ABOUT-<INSERT-NAME-OBJECT-OR-ISSUE-HERE.> (Is this how robots talk? I've decided yes.) The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:53, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
        • That about covers it. -RAHB 04:59, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
    • Right... Ron Paul. Because I'm in a huge hurry to yank all our troops out of Japan and South Korea, watch the East break into a massive war, drag the rest of the world into it, and see if anyone survives. And, yes, I think that's exactly what would happen if Dr. Paul got his way. You know, in the ~70 years the U.S. government has been big, life hasn't exactly been horrible. Maybe that's a sign that almost completely dissolving it is not an entirely good idea. And by the way, if you look at the table, I'm the third strongest social libertarian here. The government doesn't exist to tell me what video games not to play or how not to wear my pants or when and how and with whom I can have sex, but it does exist for several very valid reasons. Okay, rant over. I promise I will never say anything as unfunny as this again. --Hyperbole 06:46, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Guess what, guys. I'm right and you're wrong about everything. Sorry. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:15, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I continue to be me. Good thing, too. Otherwise, I'd have to buy new pants. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:27, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Not much change since last time for me, although increasingly I think some of the PC questions are leadingly phrased. Also, welcome back, Rangeley! Are you sticking around? —rc (t) 07:09, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Well there's a thing, I'm exactly the same as last time. Good to know consistency remains my watchword. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:13, Jul 8
  • No, your couch's comfortability rating explains that. It gets a 9.32. It would get the full 10, but I don't like the colour. Seriously, heliotrope? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:23, Jul 8
  • Heliotrope? It's purple. I picked it up at Prince's garage sale. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:32, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • That explains all the curly hair I keep finding when I'm fishing for change down the back of it. Or I hope it does. I don't want to think about the alternative... --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:26, Jul 8
  • I'm so unique! --Bretthead 13:56, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Apparently I'm mellowing with age. Slightly. Ive gone from -8.25/-7.18 to -8.50/-6.72 to -7.75/-6.10. Don't think there's too much danger of me joining the far right any time soon, though. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:33, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  • What the hell happened to me? I used to be all authoritarian and shit. Now I'm pinko. SAVE ME, RANGELEY! Also, it's good to see you again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:50, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Hmm, I'm apparently more economically left but a little less libertarian than before. Probably because I didn't strongly anything to anything, except for the astrology question. Come on now, astrology? Fucking really. Anyways, looking back on the last one of these things, I think it actually served as the inspiration for the new Conservapedia article. Funny how things turn out. Also, there were holocaust jokes in the last one. I WANT TRAINS, CAMPS, AND RACIAL PURITY, DAMMIT! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:22, Jul 10
  • Best question was, "schools should not make classroom attendance compulsory." STRONGEST AGREE POSSIBLE!!!! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:27, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I think last time, someone linked to this test, which is similar, though many of the questions seem better-worded to me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:16, Jul 10


To be updated as we go ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 02:19, 8 July 2008 (UTC) Uncycpoligraph

Um, I think you may have mixed up Jocke Pirat and OrkaWinfrey. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:20, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Fixed. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 14:51, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
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