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WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE. OH WAIT, SAYING THIS CAN BLOW UP THE- *BOOM*

So many users had called it quits and banned themselves from coming back to Uncyclopedia, as if they said, "Uncyclopedia, fuck off". But now, I would like to stage a petition to unban the users who did some unsung contribution to Uncyclopedia! So, what the fuck are we waiting for?

• Sign your name next to the banned user you do not miss the most
• Wait until the 14th of December when we announce that we send the emails that they had been unbanned
• ???
• PROFIT!

So, come down and write down the names of these wretched criminals that we want to set free due to them being in the jail too long!

Disclaimer: Uncyclopedia is not responsible for causing any form of criminal activity for the release of the banned user that had made a useful contribution to Uncyclopedia. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 07:18, November 13, 2012 (UTC)

Only if we ban unbanned users. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:49, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

Which banned user do you want to unban in exchange for a ban on an unbanned user? $200 to unban, $2 to ban. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 08:42, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

I'll gladly unban Powershot, Gouncyclopedia, and all the terrorist accounts for the Lolz, please. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:30, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

Well hello, Meganew, nice to see you again. →A (Ruins)_{15:01 17 November 2012}

I mainly came back because I was pissed off that no one added me to the "List of Gone Users We Petition to Come Back." --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:40, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Haha! Does that mean you've just been slinking around all unnoticed, then? →A (Ruins)_{15:42 17 November 2012}

Um... no. I've been gone for quite a while. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 16:02, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Oh. Did someone alert you to the forum, or...→A (Ruins)_{16:24 17 November 2012}

Nope. I just randomly chose to come back. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:06, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Why don't we unban every user?

It may seem stupid, but maybe it will spark something. →A (Ruins)_{02:42 22 November 2012}

Chaos? Pillow fight? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:51, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

Bring back NXWave! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 01:06, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

And the best part: There's no Mordillo to tell us to shut the fuck up if we mention NXWave, Crablogger, or Narcissus Black. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 18:32, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

For the last time, we are not bring back Mordillo under any circumstances. We have a crack team of Palestinians who swore to secrecy. Now to mention, "Free NXWave!" |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 05:49, November 25, 2012 (UTC)