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Wikipedia has now 3,000,000 articles, and it has stopped growing any further. Now that the knowledge limit exceeded, we can therefore increase more articles back here. We have 25,000 VS 3,000,000. So therefroe, we should petition to destroy Wikipedia. Any questions?

GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 00:22, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

P.S. Vote here.

Wikipedia-Sporked-Uncyclopedia

Think of the trees we'll save!

For deleting Wikipedia

Against deleting Wikipdia

  • What would the rest of the media be without Fox News? We need Wikipedia as a counterpoint to the truth. RadicalX (Holla!) 16:37, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
    • Fox News isn't the truth? AAAAAAAAA! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:41, 9 December 2009
      • agh! why would you delete wikipedia?! for from the darkness (wikipedia) came chaos (uncyclopedia).. honestly, there should be more discordians here... xD chaoooss you're all popes now! besides, my dad has an article :P

For Declaring "Wear Potato Salad As A Hat Day"

  • FOR! Finally, all my dreams have a chance to come true! - Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif 01:01, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Against Declaring "Wear Potato Salad As A Hat Day"

  • Logic would dictate that we would then have to eat hats, as if they were potato salad. So no. Spang talk 07:41, 28 Nov 2009
no no your confused, the potato salad would need to be worn and/or eaten like a hat.--I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 21:57, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • well i won't stop any of you wearing a potato salad hat. . .

Against the previous one

If you really aren't going to wear food as a hat, why the hell do you have to vote against it? It didn't occur to you that those who want to do it might have good reasons for it? Huh? Did it? Huh? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:59, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Oh sorry, you are only against the day. BUT MY VOTE STILL STANDS!!!!! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:00, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
No. You are wrong. Potato salad hats are very serious business. EVERYONE has to wear them. -RAHB 23:59, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, but he's only against the day you see. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:37, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Against Declaring War On Potato Salad Hats

You're not being serious here!

Let's destory Wikipedia! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 03:10, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Why So Serious? -- Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 00:17, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
Since when is destroying Wikipedia serious? -RAHB 01:31, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
90% of my essays are from Wikipedia. If it was gone, millions of students would flunk out of school. Then we'd have a generation of convienience store employees and gas station attendants. --Salafack 21:49, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
Which would be different, how exactly? -RAHB 06:30, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
You are all idiots! Wikipedia can't be destoried, because it is inherently lacking story to begin with. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:26, 8 December 2009
We can and we will destroy Wikipedia. There will be no mercy. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 23:01, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
oh god no.. you can't destroy wikipedia, because it would destroy uncyclopedia! no light without dark, no water without (oil?) chicken toenail clippings!--Anatheron(NOT ANeTHERON) grovfl. 22:52, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Against being serious

I cannot support seriousness on moral grounds.--Salafack 21:51, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

seriously? --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 21:58, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

PENIS!!! (lol)

Therefroe we shuold destory Wikiepdia!

Spelling is fun! Pup

Dyslexic! We will destroy Wikipedia! As always! Jimbo Wales is evil! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:23, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Oh GodJesus.

This is how much you have failed King Joseph. Namefagsamefag

I don't even see any petition, and I don't think you realize any of us really want to destory Wikipedia. Destorying is unadvised, and your only supporters have been twelve year olds.--Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 12:46, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

I'll summon three Grues. Prepare to be eaten! Observe the giant angry Grue! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 03:18, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
You have ruined the humour of Necropaxx's comment by interrupting it, and have forced me to further ruin it by interrupting it as well to inform you of your failure. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 11:09, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:51, Dec 16 2009
  • Symbol for vote Another for, because once again that picture is so appropriate. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 19:05, Dec 17 2009
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