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Vote for Perv of the month! ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 01:27, 02/08/2012

Okay, currently Aleister is winning, but he also nominated Maniac1075. Who will win? Place your vote now! ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 23:49, 02/12/2012
Aleister is such a perv...did you see the way he tried to make me out as a perv? Only a perv calls someone a perv...and you aleister...are a damn perv! --ShabiDOO 22:13, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
We all should have a perv off, the only fair way to contest such a contest (catch the homophone there?). To be serious for a minute, as serious as a clown fucking my grandmother while the entire family stands around the casket and watches, Robert Heinlein said in "Stranger in a Strange Gland" that a writer should be able to go into any character in a moment, and write an entirely different character the next moment (I guess this is how screenplays are written), with any emotion or any set of circumstances. In doing that, and removing all limits, perv is easy (see Maniac1075's UnBooks:Ex Box and his other fine gems ("That's right," said Gem). The Aristrocrat contest does all that. I think the real most perverted non-sexual thing I've ever done is piss on the Highs-man Trophy (true) just because I could, but that's neither here nor over there. Aleister 1:35 24-2-'12
p.s. and when I told a buddy recently about the Highs-man trophy, he expanded the thought to shtting and cumming on the trophy, which I'd never thought of. So is he more pervy, or am I for starting the chain of images going? Both equally, I'd say, but he made me go "ewwww", so...
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