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BENSON wants to start a petition. Sign here:

Petition

  1. BENSON
  2. General Insineratehymn
  3. Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?)
  4. 14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|»
  5. Whiteside pie4eva!!! I LIKE PIE TOO!30px-Sucrose_b.gif 18:06, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  6. goshzillacorrespondence 19:13, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  7. Mr. Briggs Inc. 19:19, 3 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  8. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:19, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  9. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:37, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  10. Missingno... 22:17, 3 February 2007 (UTC) 21:57, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  11. --MelvanaInChains 22:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  12. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 02:04, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  13. --<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:48, 4 February 2007 (UTC) (on the off chance it's for a cause Nin supports)
  14. --The Divine Fluffalizer - [t m] 15:15, 4 February 2007 (UTC) (provided the cause is reasonably fluffy)
  15. --Symuun 17:03, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  16. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:08, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  17. --Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 20:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  18. ----Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 20:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC) (Everyones doing it!)
  19. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:02, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  20. --HighGeneral Grue
  21. --CaptainKickass 09:04, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  22.                Smiddle              10:55, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  23. --tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:38, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  24. --The fatgoat 00:40, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  25. --Redmond 22:56, 4 March 2007 (UTC) (<insert name here>, you should sign this, too. Or at least give me some pie.)

BENSON doesn't know what the petition is for yet, but once we get 1000 signatures (sock puppets are welcome!), we'll tack a worthwhile cause at the top, and BAM! we get whatever we want. So who's in? Benson 16:24, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

I propose a BENSON selectorate to decide who can assign worthy causes for BENSON. A selectorate is like an electorate, but far more selective. It can stand in for BENSON when he is travelling to the galaxies. Also, there needs to be a subcommittee of crypto-spies to assist in constructing BENSON 2.0 Remastered.
Note that BENSON only looks like he has typed in lowercase but he is rather typing in BENSONCASE, which appears the same to mere mortals. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:09, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
We should use the petition to end IHOP's stranglehold on the pancake industry. At least we're in all three dimensions. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:37, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
This looks like a good cause. Plus the email address attached to it indicates a former user here started it. --Missingno... 21:57, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Also, I'm going to give this petition some free[1] advertising space in my sig. Good luck with... whatever cause you pick, BENSON! --Missingno... 22:19, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Whatever we want? Sounds good. --MelvanaInChains 22:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

According to that Boktai petition, Nin's real name is David Boldin. Now we're one step closer to finding out who he really is. Benson 00:31, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

I actually know him IRL. He's a good freind of mine, and he reffered me here in the first place. --Missingno... 01:16, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

How come the numbers are wrong? Somebody fix that. Anyways, we're up to 23 sigs. Only 977 left. Benson 16:47, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

I fixed your numbers problem. What do you think you'll use the signatures for? —Braydie 16:56, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
How about to get whiny congressman to play violent video games? --~ Tophatsig 23:10, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
I was thinking maybe to legalize dog races with actual people riding the dogs. But only with small dogs. That way they gotta work hard if they want to carry a person around. It's not like those stupid horses that just walk around, making it look easy. DAMN HORSES! Yeah, so either that or to get a vending machine in my apartment building. Benson 23:58, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Let's dissolve the FCC so we can see nekkid people on T.V. --The fatgoat 00:40, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

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