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Hey did you know that the founder of this wiki named Oscar Wilde is gay. If ya don't believe me just check out his biography. --???????????????? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Oh really? Ah! Now all that stuff about Wilde becomes clear to me.... (a sarcastic Hindleyite Lowrate Talk 20:21, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
Seriously, though, stop it you wind up merchant... --Hindleyite Lowrate Talk 20:28, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
Oscar Wilde, gay? Yeah, right. Pfft, you'll be telling us Freddie Mercury was gay too next. And we all know how masculine he was. He had a moustache and everything. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:38, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
I know we had this exact conversation on IRC once... -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:12, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
Yeah. And then you'll say Richard Simmons was gay. --User:Nintendorulez 21:15, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
What next? Liberace? Morrissey? That guy from Wham!? Soon you'll be telling us Elton John is gay!---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 21:30, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
I'd like to propose that we use "Hymie the Spelchek Bot" to change every instance of the character string "Oscar Wilde" to "Sylvester Stallone." At least we know he's gay.  c • > • cunwapquc? 22:29, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
What? You mean gay like Tom Cruise or gay like Hillary Clinton or perhaps gay like Michael Moore? No, really? Oscar Wilde is gay? Well that would certainly explain that whole Doctor Who thing based on his life and all of those male companions that Doctor Who was very close with? Except for the female ones, but then they were really drag queens and not real women, right? Why next thing you know you will say that William S. Burroughs was gay, and that the reason why Ernest Hemingway shot himself was because he was gay? Do you see a pattern here, because I don't? Maybe that is because I am not gay and I have no gaydar of which to see if someone is gay or not. Even if Oscar Wilde is gay, what business is it of mine to judge him anyway? I mean he contributed a lot to Uncyclopedia with all those quotes and whatnot. So what if Oscar is gay, that is his choice, not mine, leave the guy alone he has suffered enough. I mean with all those times he died and time travel and whatnot. Well I guess if he is gay, that is the way he is and we should respect that. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 01:31, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
By the way, I meant we knew that "Hymie the Spelchek Bot" was gay, not Sylvester Stallone. I think the jury's still out on Stallone.  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:56, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Here we go

<moosemanmoo> oscar wilde was a fag :(
<Codeine> Wow. Newsflash, moosemanmoo
<_Dawg> lol
<savethemooses> I heard Freddy Mercury was a little curious as well
<Codeine> Nah, rubbish
<_Dawg> he was also a womanizer and an asshole.
<Codeine> he had 30 kids
<Codeine> by 40 different women
<_Dawg> lol
<savethemooses> that's.... that's physically IMPLOSSIBLE!
<Codeine> Not for Fred and his supersperm
<Flammable> So he was Gay and a playa?
<Flammable> Gaya?
<_Dawg> not if some are XXY or XXX
<_Dawg> yeah, he was a contradiction.
<_Dawg> A very quotable one at that.
<Codeine> "Making up Freddie Mercury Quotes" anyone?
<Flammable> ...
<Codeine> joking

heheh -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:55, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

Roffle! --User:Nintendorulez 22:59, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

Late reply

“Hey did you know that the founder of this wiki named Oscar Wilde is gay. If ya don't believe me just check out his biography.”
~ User: on Oscar Wilde

--Splaka 04:10, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Proof that Oscar Wilde is gay and that we are all proud of that fact:


Oscar Wilde is gay! Yippie!

--2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 05:09, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

NO! He's British! --PiOfFive 17:40, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

That doesn't change the fact that he's gay... ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:44, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
Oscar Wilde is both gay and British, now we just need one more thing about him to make it a trifecta. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 01:52, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
He thinks of himself as witty. Combine the three, and you have half the Uncyc admins: (Gay, British, Thinking Themselves Witty). --Splaka 02:52, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
But what about the other half? What are the other half of Uncyc admins like? Straight, American, and think of themselves as serious, or perhaps Straight, Canadians, and think of themselves as clever? What character expresses the other half of Uncyc admins? Well anyway we have the Oscar Wilde Trifecta in play now, Gay, British, and Thinking Themselves as Witty. That could become an article, you know. :) --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 03:15, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Not only is Oscar Wilde gay, but also, did you know that Racso Edliw is yag!? --Nerd42Talk 15:31, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Oscar Wilde wasn't gay. That's like saying that Rock Hudson was some kind of bull queer, instead of the chick magnet of the silver screen. I'm locking this thread now. ~ T. (talk) 16:55, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
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