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::::'Downhill writing' sounds like a Winter Olympics sport. Do you get to wear a mask and slide along on snow for this? --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 15:26, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::'Downhill writing' sounds like a Winter Olympics sport. Do you get to wear a mask and slide along on snow for this? --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 15:26, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::I would pay good money to see someone write whilst downhill skiing. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 23:55, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
 
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::::::[[AAAAAAAAA!|It's been done]]. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:30, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

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This discussion (at least the UnNews editing part of it) I think ought to be moved to here. Maybe. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 14:40, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
we should have a proposal to move our humor standards back to 2006-2007. At that time we were more funnier and we have more users. This "Witty humor" thing does not work.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 15:13, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
Can you provide an example of "witty" humor that doesn't work, and a counter-example of its opposite that does, as far as UnNews is concerned? Of course, there is no accounting for taste, right? --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:00, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
Shit like filial piety and colourless green ideas sleep furiously is tasteless. there is no humor at all of these. but the more funnier is the articles that are from 2006-2008.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 05:08, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
I think what Mr-ex means is that we need more news stories about how gay everyone's mom is. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:05, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
Yo momma jokes are so gay they make yo momma look straight. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:08 Sep 4 2012

Oh. OK. Here. How abot this one then:

EVERYWHERE, Earth - In a stunning report that will shock the children of mothers everywhere, it was revealed on Thursday that everyone's mother is gay. The report, entitled Your mama is so gay..., goes on to explain that if you look up gay in the dictionary, there will be a picture of your mother.

The shocking reality is that teh gaynezz, as the report puts it, of your mother is so gay that it even makes yo mamma jokes look straight. There is no explanation regarding what that even means.

Will that increase the humor level back to the glory days of '06? I'm open to criticism. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:23, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

Excellent start. Keep going! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:21, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
Just needs two more paragraphs and a picture and then we can feature it! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:29, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
CK-palin

Like yours, Louis CK's and Bristol Palin's moms are both gay.

--Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 20:45, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

To be fair...

Filial Piety was pretty funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:14, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

it was just a bland speech between a kid and his grandpa. it's just bland.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 08:00, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
Anyway, 2006-2008 articles are more funnier then the downhill writing that is today.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 08:00, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
'Downhill writing' sounds like a Winter Olympics sport. Do you get to wear a mask and slide along on snow for this? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:26, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
I would pay good money to see someone write whilst downhill skiing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:55, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
It's been done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:30, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
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