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As it has recently come to my attention that I am authorized to declare national holidays, I declare this National Do One Hundred Fucking Pushups Day.

Those who do One Hundred Fucking Pushups will be eligible to put the following Fucking Awesome template on their fucking userpage:

If you fucking put the template on your userpage without having done One Hundred Fucking Pushups, those of us who did One Hundred Fucking Pushups will fuck you up.

Have a nice fucking day! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

So, what you're saying is...if we put that thing on our page without having done the pushups, nobody will do anything to us whatsoever? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:53, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Do you think there are 100 of us? Maybe we could managed 1 push up each, and share the template between us? Actually, who can do one whole push up... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:00, Jul 6
I do five hundred pushups every day. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
And my ratio is 500 days per pushup, which gives a pleasing symmetry. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:12, Jul 6
Ha i actually did 100 pushups. Be Jealous--MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 21:16, 6 July 2009 (UTC)


Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:22, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Up to 80 right now. 100 here I fucking come! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:30, Jul 7
Fuck yeah! 100 fucking push-ups motherfucker! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:31, Jul 7
I can do 100 in two minutes. Or at least I used to. The good old days of seventy a minute... are no longer. Anyhow, I just did 100. Staircase CUNt 02:32, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
I didn't time myself, but I took a hell of a lot longer than that. Did a set of 20, then watched cowboy bebop for a couple minutes, then repeated until 100. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:44, Jul 7
I did 100 in one shot. Staircase CUNt 03:46, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, yeah? Well I did a hundred simultaneously. It's a real timesaver. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:51, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Well I'll be damned... Staircase CUNt 03:53, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
I would have participated, but I didn't have a pushup machine and I couldn't get to the gym. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:56, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
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