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Ok... so I've created a little repository of stuff here. The latest additions include some code that replaces that pointless (diff) link for new pages with a nice shiny new (huff) link, and some other crap I can't be bothered to mention.

Also... just in case you thought I created this purely to whore my javascript (yeah kinda) this is actually a place to post any requests for something you think might be cool to have. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:02, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I am not certainly not going to request that someone makes a .js function, that would put unnecessary pressure on them. However, what would be REALLY COOL would be if someone made a .js that highlights pages that have the ICU tag on them in Special:Newpages. But, somehow I think that would be impossible. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:53, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
Yeah that's not do-able... you'd need to load each page invisibly and check its contents; safe to say it'd take bloody ages -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
I'm sure it wouldn't take that long. By my estimates it would take about an hour on my dialup connection. I can wait that long. </sarcasm> Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:01, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
<shock&awe>Did you say dialup? </shock&awe> ~Jewriken.GIF 08:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
That means your jewstar spins slower on his computer -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:11, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
That should in fact be possible. I have an idea for how to do that, and if it works shouldn't be too hard to do. I'll play with it later and see what happens. Spang talk 05:22, 22 May 2007
Well you can load pages invisibly and communicate with the parent, but it's the horrific loading time that doesn't take my fancy, also, New Javascript!!! -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:59, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
It's finished, and is here. And it's pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. Spang talk 03:39, 23 May 2007
I'll see how long it takes on my dialup. It works perfectly here at uni. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:40, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
It only actually loads one smallish page to work. So, however long it usually takes you to load a page is how long it'll take. Spang talk 03:44, 23 May 2007

Just in case someone's interested, I have two very humble additions to our scripting pool: Automated new-style rewrite (function Rewrite) and a bot that includes interesting stuff as timers, subpage scripting (assigning a script to a newly opened page), innerHTML page-search, and hotkey-activated functions. -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 03:52, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Good man, also, there's an autodelete addition for Administrators for New Pages now, cheers! --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:02, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I've borrowed some of Spang's code and I've created a function for the Special:Ipblocklist page that highlights in red any user that has been banned for an infinite amount of time. If you wish to have it, just add the code that you see added here in this difference. --General Insineratehymn 20:23, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

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