Forum:Okay so it's the year of the rat. when is the year of the rooster?

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anyone here who's a rat, i apologize, but i don't care about you because i'm a rooster! in the chinese zodiac, that is. this sounds exactly like me.

THE ROOSTER Roosters are the most eccentric of the Chinese zodiac. They are full of dreams and romantic ideas. They are colorful and attractive, radiant and dashing, and they are quite proud of themselves. To Roosters, a difficult task is a challenge. They dearly love starting controversies. Roosters express themselves very well both in writing and speech. They are knowledgeable in most subjects you wish to discuss. When you challenge them you must be prepared for a long fight. Their stamina is amazing and they win their point at all costs. Even when they are wrong, they will still be right in one way or another!

Roosters are ambitious and they reach for the sky. They have a deep passion for their chosen fields, and they are very creative.

Never underestimate Roosters. They are optimistic and dauntless. They never change their course of action even if the world thinks they are wrong! They are so determined to make some of their wild and idealistic plans work that their plans often do work. With their many splendid talents and eccentric ways, Roosters hit it big!

in other words: roosters are destined to be the best fashion designers ever. at least i am. so put that in your cookbook and prepare it anthropomorphically, ya cunning, ambitious, stubborn rat(atouille)s. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 20:52, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Not to mention your amazing stamina, right? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:39, Feb 7
Ok, for grins and giggles I checked my own whatchamadoohickey. Apparently, I'm from the monkey year. *Clears throat* "the Monkey hides the poor opinion he has of others beneath his apparent friendliness." Bull. Shit. I don't hide my poor opinions of others at all. The people that I look down on know it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:52, Feb 7
Hahahaha, that sounds like just about everybody I hate! Well that's something. Not that I hate you, just that everyone I hate always tricks me into liking them at first until I realize what a jerk they are. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 21:53, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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