Forum:Okay. We REALLY need our own convention.

First there's the disgrace that was Wikimania. If that wasn't enough to turn you off, it just got worse. Too bad the only places in this world that actually share our ideals are things like The Onion and the Daily Show, and they're the kind of people a wholesome, independent humor site like us doesn't want to associate with. Too bad there are no humor websites like us. I guess that's what it's like when you're an Uncyclopedian. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:40, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

...yes. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:49, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

I like the Daily Show. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:52, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

The Colbert Report is better. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:04, Aug 17, 2007

The repore owns. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 00:08, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

UNCYCLOPEDIANS FOR THERE OWN CONVENTION!!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:41, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

HEAR HEAR! +Boomer 03:13, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclomania didn't do too well last time it was proposed. Nothing really happened. There area few other wikis like Illogicopedia, Wikiality, and Wiqipedia that we could get together with if we need more people to organize it. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

17/08/2007 @ 21:21

I'd like to do one with Conservapedia, but they actually believe what they write. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:52, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Ya, there should totally be a convention. Hell, if it was within an hour drive of where I live, I might even go. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:11, Aug 18, 2007

What you could do is go to Uncyclomedia's wiki, and go to the Requests for projects area, then ask Carlb for some space for an official wiki to help organize the event like Wikimedia. There could be a vote for a location, information about the convention, et cetera. However, there is a financial aspect, which probably caused the thing to fail in the first place. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18/08/2007 @ 01:16

You think we could pull it off? It would awesome if we could get a convention! --YeOldeLuke 07:56, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, I guess, we're kinda like Neil Cicierega in our humor. Original and actually funny. Maybe we could get him. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:05, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, let's see if people are actually willing to have a convention: ~

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18/08/2007 @ 17:18

Should this thread be moved to The Dump? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:25, Aug 23, 2007

Moved. ~

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23/08/2007 @ 19:31

I'm of the opinion that it may be more convenient to organise two events (if we're really clever, simultaneously; but let's not get ahead of ourselves), one in the USA and one in Europe. Well, OK, England. Well, OK, London. Either way, I think we have enough Uncyclopedians in each country to warrant localised gatherings. Or something. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:43, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

I think the last one was São Paulo, Brasil. About all I understood from the various complex charts and graphs presented at that gathering was that the number of bans was up while article quality dropped off the chart. At least that's what I think they were saying; or was it "yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today"? --23:18, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Question Time!

Vote.

Would you go to Uncyclomania?

• No --General Insineratehymn 17:24, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Yay! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:36, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Fer Shizzle P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:41, Aug 18, 2007
• No. I'm only out on a daypass. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:26, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Yeah! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:47, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Obviously--Sir Manforman 20:16, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

If you had to fly there would you go?

• Stay --General Insineratehymn 17:24, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Probably not, since I don't have the wings for it, but you never know, they might grow by the time it comes around. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:36, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Doubtful - Well, you try to convinvce you parents to buy you a plane ticket for something they've never heard of! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:41, Aug 18, 2007
• Duh! - I'm a pilot, so of course. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:47, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Doubt It, the food on the plane is stale and I pueked it all over a pilot once--Sir Manforman 21:01, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Would you donate to help rent the facility?

• I'll be stingy --General Insineratehymn 17:24, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Yupp -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:36, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Sure /me grabs 30 cents. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:39, Aug 18, 2007
• Maybe - With my meager paycheck, though. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:47, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

If you could open up some sort of booth at Uncyclomania depending on your donation, and possibly make money would you?

• Not donate --General Insineratehymn 17:24, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• No Unless I could find something to peddle to unsuspecting passersby. Invisible clothes, anyone? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:36, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

If we setup a wiki to organize the event, would you help us?

• Not help --General Insineratehymn 17:24, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• If criticising counts as help :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:36, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• As per SBU P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:38, Aug 18, 2007
• For - Uh, yeah, I could be an ADMIN!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:47, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• Conditional For Only If I found the Wiki--Sir Manforman 21:02, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

What location should Uncyclomedia be in?

We're talking major cities, not Hickstown, Montana. Please have a vote for an American location and an alternative European location. Also, no against votes.

America

Users for New York, New York

• Boston is preferable, but this is alright. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:42, Aug 18, 2007
• I'm for this, though I probably still won't go. I might drive by just to point and laugh. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:55, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
• Also for this, also might just point and laugh, or shout "parakeet". – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 00:08 Aug 19, 2007
• Strong For! I would certainly be able to make this one!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:58, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Users for Minneapolis, Minnesota

Users for Miami, Florida

Users for Nashville, Tennessee

Users for Dallas, Texas

Closer to where I live. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •

Users for Columbus, Ohio

I will also accept Chicago. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:52, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Users for Las Vegas, Nevada

Users for Chicago, Illinois

We could picket Lulzcon!!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:43, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Users for San Francisco, California

Users for Seattle, Washington

Users for Redmond, Washington

Users for Des Moines, Iowa

Users for Richmond, Virginia

Users for Boston, Massachusetts

• Yes, yes! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:37, Aug 18, 2007
• Boston: a sunny place for shady people. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:22, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
• Massachusetts: America's funniest state. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 17:05, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Home of P-Town, the funniest state's funniest inside joke! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:55, Aug 23, 2007

Users for Denver, Colorado

We're in the middle of the country! Everybody can come! +Boomer 19:01, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Europe

Users for London, England

• Unless we really have a sizeable number of people from elsewhere in Europe (do we?), I'm guessing this would be the place it would be by default. Or even somewhere more in the middle of the country (says she who lives as far North as you can go without having to eat haggis.) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:28, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
• For because like Hindleyite, I too am lazy. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:43, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Users for Liverpool, England

• For because I'm lazy and also too poor to go to London. I'm only a student, you know. I live off pizza and microwave stuff. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:38, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Users for Berlin, Germany

Users for Munich, Germany

Users for Warsaw, Poland

• Jak sie masz? ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  23/08/2007 @ 17:58

Users for Rome, Italy

Users for Moscow, Russia

Users for St. Petersburg, Russia

Users for Athens, Greece

Users for Sparta, Greece

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:43, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Users for Codeine's local, England

• For... -- Hindleyite Converse 13:38, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
• For. Clearly the best option. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:43, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Asia

Users for Seoul, South Korea

• I'm sooooo in.

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  23:28, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Users for Tel Aviv, Israel

• What? We already have three people coming. ~ 21:39, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Poll Comments

I'm not going to organize this any further. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18/08/2007 @ 17:18