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We, the people of Uncyclopedia, don't want to scare away noobs by huffing their articles outright. Therefore, we think the official policy on {{ICU}} and VFD deletions of noob/new articles should be to move the article to the creator's userspace instead of outright deletion.

  1. Cajek
  2. The Woodburninator- But delete if its obvious vanity, or hax.
  3. Simsilikesims - But delete if its cyberbullying/vanity.

No you suck

We want you to delete all articles ever made by noobs. It shall be a glorious holocaust of terrible articles!

  1. Sycamore
  2. Judge Zarbi
  3. Modusoperandi, VFD gives them time to fix the page and/or defend the page. ICU gives them time to put in an effort on the page that they didn't put in the effort on before they were warned that pages take effort. If they don't put in the effort, I'm not gonna take the time to put in the effort to move it and notify them of the move and delete the redirect.
  4. Necropaxx. What Modus said ^

I don't want to vote and you can't make me.

Suck it, Democracy!

Here, Here! Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 21:39, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Silly Cajek! This already IS a formal policy!

I didn't know that (guessing it isn't)... Sign below if it is, I guess...


How would the Noob know where their article was if it were moved to userspace? We would need to keep a redirect in the main-space, or they would not find it (we don't want that). The admin could inform each user individually on a case by case basis, but come on... Our admins are lazy as it is. Except for you Mr Admin sir reading this. You are not lazy at all. Obviously...

As it's possible to QVFD articles which are subject to ICU abuse (regardless of the articles age) we can slap a lot more ICUs on stuff and then huff after 7 days. If they don't fix it, or at least edit it in that time, they are probably not going to stick around anyway. We are suggesting a bit more moving to userspace over at VFD, but it's probably not sensible for QVFD. What we actually need is to have a collection so I can buy that really nice pair of trousers I have had my eye on for a while. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:53, Oct 5

Oh yeah, I wanted to say this earlier: quit staring at my trousers. They're not for sale. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:57, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Just for the sake of being on the record here. [1] [2] -RAHB 18:51, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
Put the needle on the record. Put the needle on the record. Put the needle on the record when the drum beat goes like this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:54, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Only do it if they ask for it to be restored to their userspace

Cause that's the way it's always worked.

  1. Dexter111344
  2. Cajek
  3. Velosi-T, even though he is hopelessly out of his depth.
  4. Codeine whose vote counts for approximately 350,000 of yours because he's the one who has to wade knee-deep through this crap every single day.
  5. Nytrospawn Let deleted dogs...uh stay deleted

lol, administrator "policy"

I laff.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 18:15 Oct 05, 2008

Well, you guys DO have SOME policies, right? ...right? You can't just delete whatever you want, right? Yikes...   Le Cejak <20:40, 05 Oct 2008>
They ignore policies. Policies like UN:BAN. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:44, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
The only rule is the we have no rules. We hunt the deadliest prey: Man. This time it's personal. Unpolished. Unkempt. Unleashed. Undercover. Etc. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:51, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Underpants? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:29, Oct 6
You called? --PantsMacKenzie 14:33, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Thank you for the offer, but no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:14, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
Pleeeaaaase? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:29, Oct 6
Ordinarily, I would jump at the chance for free gonch, but I've been stung before. Remember kids: before accepting free underpants be sure to read the EULA. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:26, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
Thewhu?? -MafiaHatBrown Velosi-T Icons-flag-us {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 20:45, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
The End of Users Laughing, Assholes. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb Talk! 20:47, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
I thought the deadliest pray was Pentecostal, followed by Southern Baptist. Shows what I know. ----OEJ 12:19, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
It's Methodists and Lutherans, actually. The first because they're in character and the second because they worship the bad guy from Superman. Wait. That can't be right... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:06, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
No, Modus, you're making a lot of sense. I think they're hiding something sinister from us. When I meet Unitarians I stifle the urge to say "You worship your what?" And what's with those guys who deify Zorro? There's more going on here than beats the pie. ----OEJ 01:47, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
*Pbbt!* Unitarians. The only thing worse than them are the Unitarian Univeralists. They're the worst! I went to a UU wedding once. They lit candles. Firebugs, all! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:18, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Create an entirely separate wiki at and move the noobs themselves over there

  1. Hyperbole
  2. Velosi-T

No. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:01, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Cut the crap and just call it  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:08 Oct 08, 2008   Le Cejak <2:26 Oct 09, 2008>
Also, surely that would soon be -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:01, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
I thought it was userspace.uncyclopedia.myballz.itch.docoke.helprussiainvadegeorgiaagain.sponsoredbyburgerking.ralphnaderforprez.wikia.con....cum --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:35, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
Only until December. -MafiaHatBrown Velosi-T Icons-flag-us {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 20:44, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Nah. It would be just an asylum and only the Insane would go there. Why should I browse around in a noob section? No, encourage them to write for real and smite them at your leisure --Midget 13:29, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Symbol for vote Noobcyclopedia!--LOLsupreme 18:16, 17 October 2008 (UTC)


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