Forum:October 21 IS the end of the world

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This is not a joke, because on that day is when the invasion begins. The War of the Worlds shall come to be, and the universe will soon asplode into oblivion. Better brace yourself, for they are coming....

Nyan Cats Attack!03:42

Nyan Cats Attack!

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--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:10, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Hold on just a minute here. Do you have any dubious statistics and drunkenly scribbled "6 Degrees Of Separation" theories to back up this claim? I'm not selling my house and buying fifteen years' worth of toilet paper just to be fooled by some whack-job...again... -RAHB 07:22, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Theres a video I posted, but it doesn't look like it's working (from my screen at least). Here's the length to it.
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=Hul4pJo_z-8
Is that proof enough?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:26, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Wasn't it 23 December, though? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:28, 16 October 2011
I dont think so, but the world will be under attack by October 21. Also can anybody see the video?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:37, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
I can now. After following this more simplified link, that is. Those cats sure look menacing. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:39, 16 October 2011
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU I gotta finish my article fast then!!!! :S And no, I can't see the video. RIP all! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:40, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Ah come on! Pffft... I challenge anyone to put this as a ringtone though! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:43, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Got it working now. Now we can all watch our doom coming to Earth.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:49, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Armageddon never looked so scary. I think they're near Krypton by now? I just pray that they will be merciful and grant us a quick death. PLEASE O ARMY OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:54, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
They detest those who beg. They are strawberry, after all. -RAHB 07:57, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
And everybody knows the strawberry kind are the worst.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:59, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
The more I watch and listen to the video, the more I realise how much we're fucked. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:59, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Totally fucked.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:38, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Harold Camping is the Anti-Christ

If you listen to him, you go to hell. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 08:56, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

Now that's debatable.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:13, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
I believe October 21 will be the end of the world...for Harold Camping! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 October 2011, at 20:15
True. The Nyan Cats don't take kindly to people revealing the dates of their invasions.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:38, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sure the good lord will spare the innocent....and take Harold Camping cuz he's guilty of making bullshit. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 20:53, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
The man's like 90 years old. He's also sick. What kind of idiots would listen to a sick old man...oh yes, Christians. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 October 2011, at 21:17
No, they actually hate him as anybody else.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:39, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
Watch on Saturday as Harold Camping claims he made another miscalculation and says the world ends on May 18 2012. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 October 2011, at 22:11

This video is giving me nightmares.

It's actually really affecting my real life. I was teaching a class today and the song was going through my head. On the metro all I could think about were those cats and the stupid rainbow. My roomates played it two dozen times. Is there any way to blank a youtube video? --ShabiDOO 23:44, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

You could hack the site and remove the video from the database. In theory, at least. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:49, 24 October 2011
Or I could get stampedo to kill the entire staff of youtube!!! --ShabiDOO 00:12, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

Guess What

Turns out the Nyan Cat Navy took a wrong turn and missed Earth by a few miles, then went into sun and burned to death. So we all got lucky this time. But they shall return.....--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:54, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

The sun will be their breeding ground for Nyan evil kittins. When they come back in a giant swarm...we must pretend we are not humans and trick them! --ShabiDOO 01:25, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
To the costume store! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 26 October 2011, at 01:26
Good idea. That would at least give's us at least 12 minutes to live.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:11, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
Wait, you're humans? O_o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:00, 27 October 2011
Not me. This human body is only a disguise that hides my true form.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:05, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
So, the Apocalypse came and went, much like what happened to your mum - namely, I came in her mouth and went. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:13, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
Lol You're funny. --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:00, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
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