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Hi. I just started writing and Editing Uncyclopedia. I was wondering what you veterans thought of my writing. I wrote all of Kayak, but it was edited by some more experienced writers. and here are what I edited:
House md- All different kinds of doctors from pediatricians to neuroligists to Surgeons Praise House's accuracy. "Its just like a real hospital" Said Susan cutler, surgeon. "Patients always come in with the extremley rare diaseases and never the common ones. For example, In house, and the hospital I am staffed at, there are thousands of patients coming in with the ultra-rare illnesses like Meningitis and Plague and Rabies. We very rarely see someone with cancer, or a heart attack. People dont get those no more. People these days should be concerned about about illnesses like meningitis, the most commonly refrenced illness on House, witch the average american has a 0.029% of getting in a 80 year lifetime. Pretty scary statistics." stop worrying about heart diasease, and worry about rabies, a whopping 3 people in the US of A get it a year. Yet, there seems to be hundreds of rabies patients in the magical "House house- home of extremley unlikley conditions every day."
“Its always either Meningitis, Meningitis, or Meningitis... Or Super Meningits.”
~ House MD on diagnosis
MRI edit- Magnetic Resonance Imaging, is another medical deivice. the device was designed for Comfort, Ease, and versitility. The machine has a spacious hole to lie in, about 18" wide. Its so Spacious, many people who arent even fat cant even fit in it. In fact, its barely big enough for a mid-frame 160 pound man. It was also designed with clasterphobic people in mind. The spacious Tube inches from their face reasures clasturphobic people that everything is all right and gives them an open, sercure feeling.
The MRI also produces Calming gentle Sounds to sooth you. When laying in the Nano-hole, it plays an array of Banging, Clicking buzzing noises at the same volume as a 747 engine and Jackhammer. Alittle too loud?? Dont worry, you will be supplied with cheap flimsy un-ergonomic Ear phones from wally world.
Ford Edit- Ford's slogan is Currently "Built Ford Tough". This could not be more acurate. Fords are known for reliability. Bill ford claimed that their cars should start after several tries and jumper cables to a toyota. Fords have been seen driving around with a whopping 5,000 miles on it, and still drives like the day it was bought. Ford owners like to stop on the sides of freeways often, to let the drivers in import cars see his pride and joy of Crap. Some even ditch their fords so "import car Communists can see what kind of quality product americans can make".
Constructive critism welcome. I think I'm starting to get the hang of the style of humor in uncyclopedia- Sarcastic, and irrelevent.
- Just go ahead and write the page. It's best to work on it in you userspace, User:Pamlico 140/Pageofsomekind, then move it to mainspace, Pageofsomekind when it's done. 22:09, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
- If you're looking for criticism, then grammar is a start. Read this guy, write your article on your namespace, and THEN move it to the mainspace. Good luck. 22:44, 18 December 2007 (UTC)