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Buy it and your chances of losing your virginity increase dramatically. If you have t-shirt designs or ideas, please send them to firstname.lastname@example.org --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:19 Jul 1 2012
- I feel like the Bob's Back-Alley Abortions shirt is going to be on my back soon. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at04:38, Tuesday 03 July 2012 -
- I'm sorry, but paying $20 for a haet hate hat seems a tad exorbitant to me. --Scofield & Dudes 09:43, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
- I can lower it a dollar or look into getting another discount code, but that is the best I can do. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:13 Jul 3 2012
- I expect EMC wears that apron everytime he logs on to Uncyclopedia. Eggs over easy. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:01, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
We need more merch!
Add Qzekrom's face on it! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 09:00, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
- WTF? --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:34, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
- Don't worry, we can sell stuff with Pokemon on it. But then again, we have the Pokemon Center to do that job. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 03:21, July 10, 2012 (UTC)