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Whoever says the most Nastiest Meanest Thing to Say Contest by July 4th will will get a "fabulous prize". You can only go once, so think of something good. I'll go first--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 06:35, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Say it under here

I think everybody whose name isn't Iwillkillyou333 sucks big blue whale balls that are covered with bitter tasting sprinkles of epic fail drenched in pools of liquid elephant shit mixed with the face of Lady Gaga.

Beat that, mother fuckers!--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 06:35, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

    • Blue balls? Horse excrement? Lady Gaga? I do it every Friday night. Lame. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Hey, isn't that Iwillkillyou333 over there? Oh, sorry. No, really. I think it's horrible to make fun of people with Tourettes. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat07:12, Saturday 26 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
    • Using your own misfortune will not assist your cause, Colin. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Basically everything this page says, plus your mum is fat.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:19 Jun 26, 2010
    • Your mum jokes, the choice of the damaged generation. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Meh. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:43, 26 June 2010
    • Meh. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Critic. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:50, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
    • Too much alcohol. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Two words: Kidney. Stones. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:03, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
    • Intriguing. 2 points. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • You are to Humannity as Ke$ha is to the Arts. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:34, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
    • Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
    • You misspelled "Kesha." —Pelozurian (talk) 23:27, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
  • Your mother is a respected member of the community. Also, your father smelt of elderberries. On top of that, the Westboro Baptist Church believes that God can't possibly hate you enough. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 00:42, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Wait a minute...
    • Misquoted a Python quote, unforgivable. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Your child will be diagnosed will Type II Diabetes while still young. They will later be molested by Wilford Brimley in a parking garage. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:57,27June,2010
    • Type II Diabetes?! Come on, couldn't you use Ebola with molestation by Berlusconi? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • You're almost as ugly as me. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:24, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
    • OUCH. That's under the belt. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Iwky333, I hope you fucking get shot in the cock so you can't reproduce and your lie ends slowly and painfully as you drain increasing amounts of blood every time you piss, you wortless scummy pimple on the anus of human life. If I can even call you that, you rectal tuft of dank ginger pubic hair. May the fleas of a thousand lower-class children and their dogs infect your genitalia till the day you die of rectal prolapse, you sithering worm. --SadisticWolf 14:32, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
    • Yawn. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU!!!!!!! FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!!!!! FUCK YOU Iwillkillyou333!!!!!! And yes, I raped your mother. You are not tolerated. Good day. Oh, and I'm sorry for this. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:57, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
    • ZZZzzzzzzz ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • "You're a cuntnugget." --ThePsycho(talk)
    • I don't believe that's physically possible. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • "You're Belgian, aren't you?" -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
    Win. You might as well stop this now. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:36, Jul 2
    • I think you've hurt Socky's feelings. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • You think you're so cool in your Walmart lingerie/boxer briefs don't you? We'll let me tell you, if any guy/girl ever took the time to get to know you, he/she would leave you. You're so fat and ugly that I'm going to cheat on you again if you don't drop twenty pounds. You disgust me. I'm going home until you improve-- don't call me. - <insert name here>'s Mom - 03 Jul 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)
    • Sorry for not getting you anything for your birthday, mom. I'll get you IWK next year. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • "Welcome to Uncyclopeda. You'll fit right in here." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:37, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
    • Sad but true. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

It's a SHAM!

Iwillkillyou333 didn't say "fabulous prize", he said "fabulous price"! He's/she's been lying to us since the beginning of the thread! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 00:42, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, now it says "prize" instead of price. But it's too late! The jig has long been up, Iwillkillyou333! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 18:14, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oh go dig a hole and die--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:18, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Phoenix Wright <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:01, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

The Prize

Ok people, so far so good. I'm going to look for a judge to see who said the Nastiest Meanest Thing. And who ever wins gets the prize below (I'm still working on it. Keep up the mean words!)--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:31, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

P.s. If anybody has anything better, let me know.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:32, July 1, 2010 (UTC)



Back up everybody,
Here's the winner.

"You aren't worth the shit you're printed on"

Thank you in advance for your praise and wonderment at the multi-layers of the saying. I've only used it sparingly, and was probably the first to say it (I just found only two hits on google, the earliest in 2005, a Johnny come-lately). When you use this devestating saying, and you will, please mention my name from time to time. Aleister 2:36 1 7 MMX

Actually, Johnny was a premature ejaculator. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:23 Jul 1 2010
That insult wasn't worth the shit it was printed on. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 18:17, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
You already said you nastiest meanest thing, so this doesnt count. Pansy lol--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:32, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
I was making the point that Aleister couldn't be sure that his/her insult was the winner. Reasoning lol-- <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:42, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
But it's the winner in some sense because, see, you're using it already. Pansy lol--Aleister 20:43 2 7 MMX
And yet none of you have noticed that you're all here, rendering your point moot. Moot! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:01, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
I wasn't using it, I altered it for my own purposes! Barrel roll lol --<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 02:15, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
I find it highly unlikely that your excuse is, in fact, worth the shit on which it is printed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:17, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
It's the best I could come up with on such short notice. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 18:44, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Thus, Q.E.D. --Aleister 21:33 3 7 MMX
Striking out this whole section. You people aren't worth my kid's poo. It's not even shit, it's juvenile poo. So Shot your fuck up. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

By the powers invested in me by IWK and Sophia I hereby judge you all

  • 3rd place goes to MHAILLE with his Belgian comment. Short, painful and quite true. Belgium, unfortunately it exists.
  • 2nd place goes to MODUS with Keisha. The use of contemporary art as a funnel to focus your insult into a much narrow spray of spittle made my eyebrows arch in appreciation.
  • But the first place, without a doubt, goes to DEXTER for assuming IWK is NEARLY as ugly as he is. This insult is so horrifying, so WRONG that I have to bow to Dex for his courage of using such profanities in public. Dexer, I salute you. Now give the man something. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
Just because IWK and Sophia invested the power to judge in you, doesn't mean you have the right to judge. The position of judge of this contest belongs to Iwillkillyou333 and Iwillkillyou333 alone. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 00:12, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Read my talk page and weep, mortal. ~Jewriken.GIF 05:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Your talkpage is pretty sad. It's like a puppy with mange and a drippy eye. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:54, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
BURN! Gimme five! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 15:15, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Pah, you're all gay. --SadisticWolf 16:02, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, especially <insert name here>. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 18:38, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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