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My Biology teacher is GAY! She is teh wurst teacher evar she suxxx. She gave me an F! Because I didn't finish some gay file! I haet her and niobody likes her cause she is stoopid and ghey and retarded and fat. FAT BITCH! YOU SO BAD! YOU WORST PERSON EVAAR! I HOPE YOU GO TO JUPITER OR SOME LESBIAN PLACE AND GET SOME SICK! --Scofield 10:43, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Jupiter? Why Jupiter? Rather than Venus which would actually make sense, you said "Jupiter." If you think "the Moon" was a random choice, it wasn't. The Moon was picked by the author of Mr winkler is GAY because of the myth that the Moon is made of cheese. Now, that may seem random at first, but when one looks a little closer, you realize that Mr. Winkler teaches in Wisconsin. Wisconsin is known for what? Cheese. The author of Mr winkler is GAY was alluding to where Mr. Winkler is. The "GAY" insult comes from "Wisconsin", or more precisely "sin", because homosexuality is consider a sin.
That article is a true literary masterpiece, and I only scratched the surface of it's meaning. It's sad no one else sees the many layers that it and other articles possess, but that's to be expected on a wiki filled with dumbasses. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:51, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
"Jupiter" obviously referred to the role Jupiter played in the movie/really bad trip 2001: A Space Odyssey. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:59, 10 April 2011
Nope. Couldn't be. If that was the case, the teacher would either teach mathematics or some computer class. One could assume "Jupiter" was in reference to her obesity, but then you'd be wrong. If "Jupiter" was in reference to her weight, then the author would have said "GET SOME DIABETUS" or another weight-related illness. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:04, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
He did say she was a "FAT BITCH!", however. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:07, 10 April 2011
But he would have referred to a weight-related issue at the end rather than the vague "SICK" which one must assume is a bacterial or viral infection of some kind. Sadly, one must concluded this was a meaningless knock-off of the original masterpiece, penned by a goddamned hack. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:10, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
My Biology techer is real and I gave her an incompelte file. She told me off and said this was wat I desrved. My parnets r furious but I'm a collg student so UN:N. --Scofield 12:43, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
Welcome to Uncyc. Enjoy your AIDS. We do. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 05:29, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
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