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I got you these three kittens. Awwww. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:33, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't know Jews celebrated Christmas. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:48, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't know I was Jewish. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:23, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
Well now you know. Mazel tov! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:06, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
Who? ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 04:33 December 25
...And God bless us everyone! -Bretthead

Christmas is, by far, my favorite Pagan holiday. Even better than the Spring Solstice.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:48, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Hush, you. You're scaring the insecure Christians. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:20, Dec 29 2009
Plus you're attracting the pissy fundamentalist christians. Quiet now... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:24, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

And Happy Newt year!

Merry Christmas & Best wishes from me on any holiday that includes "Happy." <smallI don't know, because I'm kinda sideways from all the Capt. morgans, but aren't these racoons, their babies are referred to as "kits", but what difference does it make, I'm sure they don't get pissed about those types of semantics! What the hell is the merry for in merry chritmas?

I believe we did this last year

List your sweet sweet pagan gifts!

  • Mr. Show seasons one and two, a nice big jacket, best buy gift card (which I used to buy Mr. Show seasons three and four), movie gift card, badass multi-tool, Three Stooges Collection, nice fleece blanket. God bless us, every one. -RAHB 17:50, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • 2 books (à la recherche du temps perdu, l'étranger), left 4 dead for pc, left 4 dead 2 for pc, a bunch of money, this neat scotch whiskey & chocolates thing. :) 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 18:09, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Left 4 Dead 2 for xbox, Pokemon Leaf Green for GameBoy Advance because I'm all retro n' shit, a hockey stick, some comfy chairs, gift cards for dunkin donuts, itunes, and panera bread, Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five, some cash, and some clothes. And for myself from myself I downloaded Bootsy Collins's Christmas is 4 Ever and In The Christmas Groove by various artists. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:49, Dec 25
  • I got a BB gun! Ralphie Parker 22:42, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • I got left 4 dead 2 for xbox, a wii game, clothes, Youth in Revolt. - Bretthead
  • My wife made the most awesome meal I ate in years. Literally.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:20, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't know people ate raccoons. -Bretthead
We don't. THAT'S WHY THEY WERE SO GOOD! Novelty = better. Always.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:01, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • CDs (by Judas Priest, Godflesh, Cheap Trick, The Turtles, and Frank Zappa), two live DVDs (by Devo), AC/DC's Backtracks boxset (the standard version), Mr. Show The Complete Series, The Simpsons Seasons Eight and Nine, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Lawrence of Arabia, The Buster Keaton Collection, a new set of headphones, two shirts, a jacket, The Real Frank Zappa Book, and about $155. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 01:22, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
    • There are so many right things about that list. We must copulate now. -RAHB 06:27, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Sennheiser HD595s, some clothes, some books, lots of chocolate. Awesome. Spang talk 01:33, 26 Dec 2009
  • Juicy Couture sweatpants. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:43 Dec 26 2009
  • Sunburn on my forearms and face, a hernia, elevated blood pressure, diabetes, smokers cough, oven burns on my hands, hit in the head by a beach umbrella, sleep deprivation, and partial loss of hearing in my left ear from a seven year old screaming magical pixies at me every twenty eight seconds on average. But I got a pair of socks so that makes up for it all. Pup
  • CDs (Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Sheep On Drugs - yes, they were a real group), DVDs (Red Dwarf, lots of James Bond, that set of 5 different versions of Blade Runner - yes, I am that sad), books (the latest Pratchett, a Bill Bryson), some Whisky... and a metric fuckton of stuff for the baby. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:17, Dec 26
  • A KitKat, a 2010 Cadillac, a new house, $500,000 in my Swiss bank account, a 64" plasma TV, and a cool T-shirt. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:26, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
    Damn... All I got was seasons 1-7 of Scrubs, season 5 of Monk, 6 "season" boxsets of DB/Z/GT, the first Dragon Box of DBZ (because I need Dragon Ball Z on DVD for a third time. What?), Cowboy Bebop Remix boxset, 10 CDs (Rakim, Nas, El-P, MF DOOM, and Wu-Tang), a new Netbook, a 22 inch RCA LCD TV with a built-in DVD player, a Sansa MP3 player, a girl who called me cute but wouldn't let me feel her up, and double the daily serving of imitation crab meat from the wolf spirits. Lucky bastard... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:33, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
    Dugg for Cowboy Bebop remix. Wait a minute... wrong website.  :/--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:10, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    I die in the end. Spike 10:13, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    We know, Spike, we know. Bang and whatnot. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:04, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    Wait, Spike gets banged? What did THAT happen in the show? I must review the tapes.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:06, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Two new pairs of shows and $250 in gift cards. See, now you all can confirm that I have no friends. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 00:12, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • A really bitchin' hoodie that keeps me warm during night-time wanderings, about $250 in cash, Halo: ODST, A few CDs ("Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols" and "Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death"), The Watchmen (the graphic novel), Serenity: Those Left Behind volume 1, Zen and the Art of Happiness, some drawing supplies, a can of black spraypaint (because apparently my grandmother hates the town of Allenton, Wisconsin just as much as I do), and as an added bonus, I got off probation Christmas Day. The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 01:14, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • I got Peace on Earth and a Time Machine!!! I can't believe I goofed that up already. Sorry about your quantum short shift change everyone.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:24, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Watchmen grapic novel (because I'm a nerd), The Book of Basketball by Bill Simmons (Because I also play sports), Animaniacs Season 1 on DVD (Because I'm freaking awesome.) Age of Empires 2 (the best one), Dragon Age for the Xbox, and a gumball machine, among other things. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:10, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    Animaniacs is awesome. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:04, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    Fuckin right it is. Best children's cartoon ever created in my book. I love it. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:05, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    Gotta disagree. Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, and Freakazoid! are better. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:34, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Cash because my parents don't really know who I am. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:56, Dec 29 2009
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