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I have been wondering why there is not an article about Mary Jane Watson. There is one about Spider-man and one about Peter Parker, there should be one about her. I just don't have the bravery to make the article on my own. So could somebody please make this article? Metak Darr 20:12, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Well which version of Mary Jane Watson? The Classic Spider-man comic in that she married Spider-Man/Peter Parker, the Ultimate Spider-Man in which she is still a teenager with Peter Parker as a boyfriend, or the Movie Spider-Man that is quite different from the comic book versions? I mean we need some sort of Civil War/Crisis just to figure out what the true Mary Jane Watson is really like. Originally she was a red-headed version of Gwen Stacy (who was blond) after Gwen was murdered by the Green Goblin, Mary Jane and Gwen seemed to have the same face, but different hairstyle until they changed artists. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:44, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Ok I created a stub, I have her origin as being bitten by a radioactive supermodel/actress. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:07, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Yeah... if there isn't an article on something... you do realise the whole point of the site is that you can just create it right? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:27, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Well as I said before "I just don't have the bravery to make it on my own" Metak Darr 00:38, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Lucky for you I am in a funny and creative mood today. My schizo affective disorder hit the mania phase so I created it for you. I hope you like it. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:50, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

It's all a lie

Gentlemen, need I point out that the code phrase Mary Jane is in fact New York slang for Marihuana? Clearly, Peter Parker is a pot-head madly in love with his Mary Jane but also hating his addiction to her. All heroics depicted in the Marvel comics and later in the three movies derived from the same codebase are clearly a loosers pipe-dream as he gets drawn into his habit more and more, inexorably, step-by-step. There is no Mary Jane, there is no Spiderman, there is just one very misguided young fellow whome, due to loosing his parents at an early age, starts smoking pot and fantasizes about being a super-hero. -- di Mario 20:04, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Now they did that already, it was Harry Osborne with a drug addiction. this trade paperback explains it all and Harry's drug addiction drives his father, The Green Goblin to see revenge on Gwen Stacy and Peter Parker, Harry's friends whom he blames for the drug addiction, but he learns that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Anyway The Green Goblin murders Gwen Stacy, and Mary Jane Watson is just a back story of the girl next door. She replaces Gwen Stacy later as Peter Parker's girlfriend, yet she secretly knows that he is Spider-Man, having seen him change into Spider-Man on the day his uncle Ben Parker was murdered. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:18, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
I beg your pardon ? Green Goblin ? WTF ?! Next you'll be telling me there's a pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow, and that leprechauns give away free blowjobs during Happy Hour. Try pulling the other one, it's got bells on! Cheerio -- di Mario 16:00, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
You don't know the history of comic books, but I do. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:58, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Wot? They got an history too now ? Curiouser and curiouser... -- di Mario 20:18, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
OMG! Orion Blastar is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons! "" LOL, ROFL, etc. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:22, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
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