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Mugshots are great. If you meet a man with a face that looks like it staged most of the battles on the eastern front, ghost writers need not apply. Mugshots have a story too, assumption or not.

For example this photo depicts a woman who shot her lover's wife. No idea what she was brought in for, she sounds great to me.

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Arrested for domestic abuse, apparently. I don't see what his woman (or man, or whatever) is complaining about. He has the grin of a god. Though that wouldn't help if he's arrested on grounds of sexual abuse.

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This man was arrested for disturbing the peace in Disneyland after attempting to fuck Dopey.

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Arrested for no proof of insurance, no license, invalid registration. Or brain.

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Arrested for being drunk and annoying. Although judging by this pic he looks more like he was arrested for being a shitty actor in a medieval pantomime.

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This guy was arrested for failing to appear. Yeah, he looks like he was held up one way or another.

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This woman was arrested for serial murder after cutting a load of people in half with her scythe hair.

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This guy chokeslammed a fellow motorist onto the windshield of his car after he rammed him from behind at a red light.

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This chicken shit ruined Harrison Ford's career.

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This overpaid pain-in-the-arse looks like he was just told he should donate some of his $825,000-per-episode salary to charity (I'm kidding, he only slapped his wife around in front of the kids on Christmas morning).

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Hotwired a car, popped some heads, robbed KFC, blah blah blah blah.

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Dim dipshit moron.

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Corporate attention whore.

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Shit-eating gusset-scrubber.

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Makes me want to stick my balls in a blender.

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Fascist dick.

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This tyrannical, bastard, heartless, scummer piece of shit looks like he just sailed on a boat from Cadiz, landed in already-discovered land just south of the colonies and fucking killed everyone in possession of a heartbeat because he's that much of a fucker.

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Alright, now I'm bored. --Whattheworldis~~.PNG"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 03:57, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

You're weird. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:23, Feb 3 2010
who are you and why the fuck do you have my mugshot --rusty johnson 04:52, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Can we actually charge Chris Martin with the crime of making people want to stick their balls in a blender? I'd be a witness for the prosecution. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:39, Feb 3
You want to watch people stick their balls in a blender?!? You're more disturbed than I thought.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Feb 2010 ~ 02:58 (UTC)

How could you leave out this guy??

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