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I don't mean to sound like a whiner, but this is an issue that's gone far enough.

Lyrithya can sometimes be a fun user to be around. But sometimes, I do something wrong and I constant bans and threats. I've even recieved an indefban because I said she should be deopped as a joke. She also votes no always on my articles on VFH because "i'm not funny". And it's every single one. And she dosen't really give a good feedback.

In fact, a lot of her humour is ho-hum. "I'm a wombat"? Really? That's funny?

She can be helpful sometimes, but her bans and complaining can get on a lot of people's nerves. Is it right for an admin to pick on a user constantly and ban them because they reverted a vandal more than once, and say that the user is wrong? I've tried to hold this back, but it's gone too far enough. Either Lyrithya has to cut it out with her op abuse, or the community decides.

As I previously said, I don't intend to sound like a whiner. And please take me seriously. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 19 October 2011, at 01:33 should probably take this to Lyrithya's talk page or go on IRC and try to work this out with her first (you never know...she just might listen to you). Some of what you say is pretty fair...and some of it is a bit whiny. Better there first than a battle royale here! --ShabiDOO 01:52, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
If i'm going to be treated like the perrenial pushover, then I see that my business on this wiki is all but over. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 19 October 2011, at 01:55 is pretty retarded to ban you for 5 minutes for reverting IP vandalism (though there are other ways to deal with it) after you have complained that no one appreciates what you do and after we both told people how raw these little bans can be. For the second time...Lollipop...people appreciate your ban-patrol and your presence on the wiki. But you did just criticize Lyrithya's style of humour which she doesn't deserve...and you are threatening to leave over a problem you have with just one user. Go try and work it out with her! --ShabiDOO 02:05, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Lollipop, everyone on IRC called you a Total fucking asshole, its not just Lyrithya. A (Ruins) 02:19, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, so you're banned now. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:52, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Talk page. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:20, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
To be fair, she is a wombat. It's funny because it's true. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:15, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

I mean this in the nicest way possible

But one Lyrithya is worth five hundred Lollipops. And that's the bottom line, here. Inebriated 06:25, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

A horse is a horse --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:34, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
[1] Inebriated 06:37, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Great, thanks for the totally unecesary and unconstructive comment that doesn't address anything in the forum and a great way to put someone down. The world has never seen a comment that begins with "I mean this in the nicest way possible...that isn't followed with total mean dickery.
No regular user is worth anything more or less than any other. Or is this how it should be? Two Killer Froggies and Four Cheif Justices equal 10 BlackFlamingos and 50 magic mans? What stupid nonsense. --ShabiDOO 07:03, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
I'll trade you ten Black flamingos for a ChiefjusticeDS. Then I'll have the whole set. --Black Flamingo 00:46, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Deal...where do we do the swap? --ShabiDOO 01:05, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
In a theme park. Obviously. --Black Flamingo 01:16, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Dibs on Jaws theme park! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:54, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
To be fair, it was Inebriated. The only people who listen to him are stupid people. And even they don't pay attention. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:14, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Inebriated speaks in Chinese paradoxes. I doubt anyone could understand what he was saying even if they were listening. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:27, 19 October 2011
he also turns out some killer writing! --ShabiDOO 14:32, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

When you get mad at another Uncyclopedian...


...try to keep in mind that they all look like this guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:26, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Quit using my fucking picture!--Sycamore (Talk) 08:44, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Oh god.........

Another admin lynching, oh joy. Ok now to say something constructive of a sorts. Both users are very useful contributors that have been on this site for within months of each other, and they have both achieved plenty

Lyrithya has......

  • Made us the vector skin (although I don't use it, those who do say its pretty damn fancy)
  • Completed 94 reviews
  • Won the UOTM award and nearly twice + Several other awards
  • Countless edits of keeping this place tidy
  • Made a shit ton of friendships with people she will never even meet

Lollipop has........

  • Won many awards as well, UOTM, UGOTM (yay) and some stuff
  • Countless edits of keeping the place tidy
  • Made the noobs feel welcome
  • Been very eccentric.....
  • Made a shit ton of friendships with people she will never even meet

And I'd like you people to pay close attention to the last point in each case closely, the point is plain and simple. People fight, it's human to have a disagreement or feel bullied or repressed. But like humans you need to make up and realize, hey I'm constructive, they're constructive and maybe just maybe with a bit of luck, some good will and a long boring speech nobody even bothered to read that we can put these differences aside and get along.

That is all... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:48, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

I...I'm thunderstricken. A fifteen-year-old just showed each and every one of you petty turd-burglars the meaning of "maturity". Stop your squabbling for thirty seconds, and give this guy some applause.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Oct 19 '11 9:19 (UTC)
You want to give Frosty The Clap? Seems a touch harsh for an otherwise sensible posting. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:28, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Naw, I left that up to you. Give him a hand, will you?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Oct 19 '11 9:29 (UTC)
wait aren't you on hiatus or something? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:32, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Wait, aren't I going to fail my exams either way? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:34, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Congratulations, Frosty, you appear to have discovered the fountain of wisdom. Too bad it won't help you with your exams, though. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:41, 19 October 2011

Since I like both of the "antagonists"

I'm not gonna add anything. That's how insignificant I am. :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:31, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

  • I am genuinely concerned about my own erratic behaviour. I don't need temporary traffic lights in my kitchen. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:29, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
i think we are all just one step closer to that orgie weve all been aspiring to. --ShabiDOO 13:17, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
"Orgie". Is that like a Snuggie? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:50, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, but multiple Snuggies at once. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:50, 19 October 2011
A big, wild snorgie...--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:01, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Snorgies are always great. Especially when you play king of the castle. --ShabiDOO 20:56, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Wait, wait, wait, there is admin abuse going on without me? Mister Victim 23:46, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

I see my name was mentioned, now I have to get involved.

Okay, so Lollipop, I see you believe that Lyrithya thinks you aren't funny. Well let me tell you, I've felt that way about her, too. Every article of mine she's voted on, has been a negative vote. I used to think that meant she hated me, or some shit like that. But it doesn't mean that at all. It actually just means that she didn't find it funny. If she found an article of yours (or mine, for that matter) funny, I'm positive she'd vote for it. But don't think that means you're not funny, because it doesn't. That's just one person's honest opinion. One person that, I will say, likes a different type of humor than you. So it may not matter, anyway! But calling her unfunny certainly won't fix anything.

Anyway, allow me to tell you a short story from my life. I've been a gymnast since I was five, I still am one. Anyway, I have this coach who is always getting on me for stupid shit. For a long time (and I do mean a long time) I thought he hated me, and he was out to get me, and he wanted to make my life harder, ya know, stuff like that. But then one day I realized something: it actually means he likes me, and cares about how I do in gymnastics! Also, half of the time he was yelling at me, he was probably only joking. That whole time I was all worried and upset, when I had this good thing going for me the whole time. Do you see how that applies here? I sure hope so.

Now, as for you not feeling appreciated, I really don't know what to say. I mean, you've won various awards, you've had much praise from people like myself and Shabi and you were just made a fucking poopsmith! If that's not enough appreciation for you, I don't know what is.

But, on the flip-side of this, Lyrithya, maybe you could you could ease up on him a bit? I mean, you can be a bit of a bitch toward him from time-to-time. Yeah, he's had some fuck-ups, major and minor, but you're no different (need I mention the deletion of VFD?). All I'm saying is, he's trying his best, as we all are (except for everyone on this list, they're all asses). Wouldn't you rather have some of his more minor problems go uncriticized/punished than drive an experienced user away form this wiki? If not, then you're crazy.

Anyway, I'm really writing from my heart here, so if at least one person reads it, my work will not have been in vain. And lastly, I leave you all with this: There's way too much drama around here, can't we all just sit back and chill the fuck out? I know that'd make at least one Uncyclopedian a hell of a lot happier. --Tophat headless 01:37, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

Lol, you're a gymnast. -RAHB 01:41, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'm glad you read to at least that point. --Tophat headless 01:43, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
I do like to keep myself informed. -RAHB 01:46, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
But I do really hope that Lollipop and Lyrithya read this. --Tophat headless 02:01, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
Read, understood, immediately chucked because the opposing view couldn't possibly apply! in both cases, it would seem. Doesn't matter, though. Nobody's worth this much drama. If I'm ever to be actually deopped, could you guys do so with one-word explanations and votes and numbered diff links? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:55, 20 October 2011
Yes. He was gymniss. I was coach. Before him, I have reputation as greatest gymniss coach in whole Ukraine. I take him, mold him, train him, yell him, and still he no good. By end, I put him in competition as leetle girl. Still he win only last place. Ivanov Andropov Itchyvichski 04:54, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, but my coach's name isn't Ivanov. --Tophat headless 12:32, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
wow...chucks it out...becuase blah blah blah. Thats leadership :). Lollipop is being a total baby whiner, but his problem is clear even to a retarded kindergartener. He wants contructive feed back not SHUT UP YOU SUCK NOT FUNNY and he doesnt want to be banned for stupid shit. As for 99% of everyone here. Its stupid that he wont just write it on her talk page. Hopefully one of them grows up. --ShabiDOO 16:58, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
It's incredible what can transpire from a 5 minute ban! More drama than I've ever read since ED closed shop! We've all spent more than 15 minutes reading that pile of bitching and we now know Magic Man wears silky smooth (NOT GAY!) athletics apparels. Let's keep laughing as this page fills up with more discoveries. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:05, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
Yes indeed. Here is the final edict:
  • every day at 9:00 we make fun of magic mans lycra
  • at 12:00 we ban mattsnow for two hours
  • at 16:00 lollipop gets to be an admin for one hour
  • at 19:00 we all thank lyithya for the new skin and smile
  • nearmidnight we all have a smorgy
  • and at midnight we try to deop a new admin with a drama laiden forum.
  • at 1:00 am ... Everyone votes for my articles

Or at least one of those things. :) --ShabiDOO 18:16, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, Shab, I just discovered a video that can arrange everything. Enjoy!



Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:28, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

Goddammit, shut up

The situation's over. An agreement has been made. Now go about your little activities again. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 October 2011, at 20:11

Sorry, Lollipop! We'll only post on the forums you started when instructed to. Heil Lollipop! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:24, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
That's more like it. Now go back to hand feeding me grapes while I lie down. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 October 2011, at 20:31

...and now

THE SNORGIE BEGINS!!--ShabiDOO 22:14, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

Magic Man is a male gymnast

I have completely forgotten that this thread was ever about anything else. Inebriated 07:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC) SuperStock_1660R-13819.jpg

I believe we were voting on whether or not Magic man should be de-gymnasted for his male gymnast abuse. --Black Flamingo 14:19, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
The guy in that picture is presenting wrong. Just saying. --Tophat headless 14:27, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
I'm about to start a forum entitled: Mattsnow and his sheep sex abuse. :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:47, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Score: +4
  • For Magic man has abused his stretchy pants too much this time. Countless violations of over sized cod pieces, bribing judges without rest and lying about his age and weight, and sleeping with his trainer. Its a hard decision to make, but if we love you...we have to set you free. --ShabiDOO 14:48, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:51, 21 October 2011
  • Symbol for vote For. of course. Magic Man's gymnasthood has gone too far and must be revoked. Perhaps he can be demoted to a male nurse. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:28, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Man, fuck you guys... --Tophat headless 17:41, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
    They're just jealous because you exercise. And also you've got that ribbon and stick thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:43, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
    That's not true. I exercise too. I'm just doing what I do best; being a jackass.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:54, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
    Making microwave popcorn is not exercise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:51, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
    1)I don't microwave popcorn, I actually cook it. 2) I lift waits and sprint on a daily basis. 3) I never see you getting off the couch except to find the remote --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:58, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
    1) Lies! 2) Also lies! 3) A mountain of lies! I also get up off the couch to get beer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:01, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
    1)When do I ever lie? 2) popcorn is better if you cook it from a pot. 3) I thought you had a wife to do that, or did she leave you?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:10, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
    1) For always. Uncyclopedia attracts people who make stuff up. It's full of them. Full of them and their terrible lies! Full! 2) Popcorn is awful. There. I said it. I'm not apologizing. Popcorn is for people who like air, but air that tastes like itself, but stronger, and that gets stuck between your teeth. 3) She didn't leave. She was imaginary. And also she left. *sniff* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:17, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
    1) No surprise there. 2) Nachos are better anyway. 3)So sorry to to here about that.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:37, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. What the hell is this vote about again? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:48, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Demote him to janitor duty.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
    Lets wait until he gets his UOM award before we formalize it...does that sound fair? --ShabiDOO 00:22, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. I say we establish a proper VFMG page to de-gymnast Magic man, and possibly vote for a new male gymanst should we need another in the future. --Black Flamingo 00:28, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Vote to de-gymnistize Magicman and choose a new uncyclopedia official gymnist

Score: 2


  • For And I nominate Black he has a big six pack and also that smaller one underneath...and as we all know, he can stretch his legs wide open and maintain them like that for five minutes. --ShabiDOO 00:53, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • For And I nominate Lollipop. This dude maintains a low carb balance diet, works out for like five hours without breaking a sweat, and is tougher than nails. Seriously, I see him eat a bowl of nails and lollipops for breakfast. WITHOUT ANY FUCKING MILK!!!!--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:50, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Why is this thread still going?

Can somebody please tell me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:59, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Because we have no lives.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:06, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
ZING! Oh wait, does that include me too? Dang. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:10, 23 October 2011
*points and laughs at Iwillkillyou333 failing to sign his post* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:17, 23 October 2011
Oh look, it is signed. *points and laughs at Socky for laughing at nothing.*--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:33, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Is that the best you can do? Son, I am disappoint. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:50, 23 October 2011
Because everytime somebody posts anything the forum gets bumped and it is the last thing we want. Get a life! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:54, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
You're posting on here and you're telling us to get a life? --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:01, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, why not? Since I don't have one of my own, I feel entitled to :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:08, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Well you have a point.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:24, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Who would win a hot dog eating competition...Lyrithya or Lollipop

Guess how many questions Iwillkillyou333 has asked in the last 24 hours

Occupy Illogicopedia!

Torch her down, they say! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:14, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Occupy her talk-page, or you get banned! (that's something we've never seen before, have we? Banning users for complaining on forums instead of talk-pages? Oh goody, another vehicle for tyranny!) --Scofield & Dudes 12:57, October 24, 2011 (UTC)