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Let's talk about food and cooking. Right now I'm dipping cherries in melted chocolate. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 02:52, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

I can has cheeseburger? --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 22, 07:52
Beer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:00, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
Food? What? Am I the only one who thinks that I need some mental assistance? Applesauce? Staircase CUNt 09:02, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Ok, that's it. Normally I would ask "Who's the loser who didn't reply?", but now that I am hungry and awaiting breakfast what to ask I'll just stick with "Where the hell are my pancakes?" Staircase CUNt 09:18, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

You fat fuck

I'll take that as a compliment, given I normally get "Fat greedy fucking bastard". Staircase CUNt 21:37, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
Hey anon, sign your posts....ah whatever... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:46, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

The best food for pulling an all-nighter.

A big plate of bacon and a 12 pack of Mountan Dew. Frealz. The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 21:53, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Lightly braised orphans Symbol for vote For the Win!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10:32, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

The best food for a lonely night

A banana peel from the microwave. Not too hot, or you get a horrible fucking burn.

Or a bottle of olives.

Or you can take some peanut butter, rub it on your genitalia, and have your dog lick it off.

Or just go at it with a living pig. Cook the pig when you're done. Nothing beats a "honey"-glazed ham. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:45, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

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