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WTF? In the last half hour, I've been logged out about 5 times, or roughly every 2 or 3 edits. Anyone else having this problem, or is it just me and my gubbins PC? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:51, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

It's likely a cookie problem. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 22:59, Jan. 4, 2008
And if you think you're getting any of my Oreos, you're wrong. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:01, Jan 4
It's O.K. Under User. I already stole his stash. *wink* Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:22, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Well, it's not happening today, must have been a weird side-effect of my latest bout of illness, I guess. Now, what are these "Oreos" of which you speak, and can they stand up to the mighty custard cream? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:22, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Yeah it's been happening to me too, it's really pissing me off now BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jan 5, 22:52
This was heppening to me as well. I normally don't have "Remember my login on this computer" checked out in my preferences, but it was so bad to the point where I had to check it out and it's fine now--Æ 23:07, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Humm... Could I have some more info? Exact URLs for where this happens, browser and OS info, what skin you are using if not the standard, and what action you were doing (and no, I don't mean whether you were doing the Charleston )... Bonner said this was just when he clicked the edit tab... same for others? Also, please try clearing your cache and cookies, and then forcing a refresh (Ctrl F5). That will log you out, but are you then stable when logged back in? And finally, are you my uncle? Thanks -- sannse@fandom (talk) 18:13, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Well, seeing as it's just happened again, I'll gladly oblige! Running XP with Firefox. Can't remember where it happened t'other day, but just now it happened as follows: log in, get "you are now logged in as Under user" screen, click on "my watchlist" tab, get told I need to be logged in. I had just cleared my cache and cookies and indeed most things as part of my regular sunday security sweep a couple of hours ago. If it happens again, I'll provide more info. And I'm nobody's uncle officially yet. Although I have my suspicions about Unknown user... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:04, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Wait... you think Unknown user may be my uncle? Or you think you may be Unknown user's uncle? What version of Firefox, and can others please say if you are using a different browser and seeing this problem? I'm using FF and haven't managed to duplicate it yet. -- sannse@fandom (talk) 09:45, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Same version, and it's behaving itself just dandy again so far today. Ah well. I just have my suspicions about Unknown User... You know, in general... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:48, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, it's happening to me, too. Been doing it for a few days now, but there doesn't seem to be much of a pattern to it. I just suddenly notice I'm logged out when I try to edit something, though that might just be the moment I notice it rather than the moment it changes (should I be worried that I don't notice the disappearance of the "protect" and "delete" buttons?) Anyway, running Firefox on Mac OS X 10.4.11. La la, lovely numbers. I think I need sleep. -- Paw_print.jpg 02:01, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Been happening at my end, too, and on illogicopedia as well. I have windows XP pirated edition™ and firefox somethingorother. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:37, Jan 8
Just happened again, and I was just reversing through a couple of pages with the back button. This time though, I noticed a small message above Sophia in the top left saying "Error parsing memcached response" - does that help at all? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:35, 8 January 2008 (UTC)


Y'all should just stop clicking the "log out" button.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:05 Jan 08, 2008

There goes Skullthumper with his "logic". Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:07, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
The man is a doctor, have some respect. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCK YOU? 10:37, 8 January 2008 (UTC)


The techy guys added a fix a couple of minutes ago, so please clear your cache and cookies and force a refresh. Then, once you are back in, please let me know if you see this happen again. This has been a difficult one to track, sorry for the problems! -- sannse@fandom (talk) 10:38, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Nope, it's actually happened twice within the space of a couple of minutes now! Followed your instructions above, also closed and restarted browser just in case, logged in, welcomed n00b, went to unwatch his talk page, got logged out. Got the "Error parsing memcached response" message as well. Logged back in, came here to post this, clicked "preview", then "save", got error message saying unable to save due to loss of session data. We'll see what happens this time. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:51, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
I haven't had any logout difficulties, before or after, but I have been getting that damn "memcached response" message at random times. I've also got Firefox set to remember my password, and the "remember me" bit of the login page is checked, so maybe that's got something to do with why I'm not getting logged out?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 10:54 Jan 08, 2008
I've reported these tot he techs too, they are currently talking to each other in some sort of code. No idea what they are doing, but it looks to be something! -- sannse@fandom (talk) 13:04, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Don't know if it's related, but my handy dandy little auto welcome bit of script I swiped from someone else has stopped working at the same time. You know - the lovely one that sticks the {{subst:welcome}} on a new user talk page and auto saves and so forth? Could be a co-incidence, could be related, I dunno. Could also be a message telling me to do some real work instead of hang around here, I suppose! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:37, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm on Firefox and running XP and I haven't had any problems either. Don't know if that helps at all but I'm putting it in anyway because I damn well can! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:34, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
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