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Fuck you, archive page! This forum'll remain active for as long as I damn well please! --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:07, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

Base of Operations Peacekeeping Base Recruitment station Outpost Beta Fort Creedy Bank Requests for Promotion Surplus Store

Well, the Old recruitment poster was lost to the bottom of the Forum. So...

Join The Grue Army!!!

Grue Army Newsletter
main base • recruitment • UNSOC • newsroom

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• New Requests for Promotion rule
• Requests for Promotion section moved!
• Grue Army adds new ranks for the first time in who knows how
• Magic man promoted to 2nd-in-command
• J-Shea attempts Coup!
• Meganew Takes Control of Grue Army
• Rosie the Editer: WE CAN DO IT!
• We are all doomed. Famine was right.
• Grue Army Fundraising Game Starts
• Grue Army Treasury Opens
• The previous report was a hoax
• Absolute power temporarily ceded to Thekillerfroggy
• Grue army IRC Chan starts taking Promotion Requests
• The Grue Army Fund is established
• THEDUDEMAN promoted to PSO
• New news system created
• Grue Army and UNSOC channel opens on freenode

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Last updated 22:21, November 24, 2012

Modus Operandi

We, the Grue Army of fifty-nine, fight vandalism, blankers, and help other users. We put our lives on the line, protecting Uncyclopedia's articles from attack. The Grue Army needs more troops and/or support. The Current Base of Operations is here. We aren't like the Stupcarp Army, which is random gobshite. We are here to help.

Blue Squadron in "Runescape"

Benefits

• A free userbox
• Pudding
• A giant sandwich
• Immunity to death by Grue, except in Text Adventures
• Ability to eat vandals
• Protection during flamewars
• A chance to run over the vandals you report with a Big Rig
• A nice, fuzzy feeling inside
• Getting a TIE Fighter that won't explode
• Being able to add cool stuff to your sig (if you get high enough)

Current Members

If you join, add yourself.

• Meganew (High General, Group Leader)
• Magic man (High General, & 2nd in command)
• Fudgemobile (General)
• Poiz (Sergeant)
• TheSlyFox (Sergeant)
• Leoispotter (Corporal)
• Flaminfinger13 (Corporal)
• Happytimes (Soldier)
• Mimo&maxus (Soldier)
• JebusCryst (Soldier)
• Electrified mocha chinchilla (Soldier)
• Aimsplode (Guy with big gun who shoots stuff)
• ComradeSlice (Soldier)
• Iwillkillyou333 (Soldier)
• Dancing dude (Soldier)
• Vox {Soldier, Soviet Connection)
• Lollipop (Soldier, Suck on that!}
• Omnifluff (Soldier)
• Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Soldier)
• Cat the Colourful (Soldier)
• Shimazu (Soldier)

Reservists

These below members are in the Grue Army Reserve (like we need one), and are infrequent members of the Grue Army.

• Aleister in Chains (Soldier, In charge of archiving Happytimes' talk page)

Allies

These members are considered allies of the Grue Army.

• Scofield
• SPIKE
• Luvvy
• Wilytank
• Zheliel
• Paizuri
• QuackOfAThousandSuns
• Toasty Bacon!
• Neox
• Invincibleflamegruemaster

If you join, check the Report area of the Base of Ops. once in a while, just in case... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Note: The Base of Operations is rather defunct with our leader's passing. I have taken command of the Grue Army Remnant until further notice. That is all. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 16:30, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Why don't you create a new page for this forum? This looks more like a memorial page for a long forgotten army. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:01, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

I believe this should answer that question:

...And now we live in the mausoleum of history. And yet, at some point we must remember what we are fighting for. Back when I was a n00b, I remember. I remember Uncyclopedia. I remember stories of a glorious website. Of veterans with articles that reached the highest regard. Of a humorous wiki, with vast seas of good articles. Of a people who created the myths of Benson everlasting. Of users, who, when they looked into the remains of deleted articles, saw the future of their home. And they hurled themselves into the void of infinibanning with no fear. They say our group has no future, only a past filled with trouble and vandals. And now, we forge a new Alliance. A new Alliance to guard the tomb of what is Uncyclopedia. For the hope lies that within its cold expanse we may find the salvation of our wiki...

If you didn't get that, don't worry. I was a bit baffled myself when I first looked at what I typed out. But anyways, this is still active, as far as I can tell. Sure, the leader is gone, and there are less then 10 remaining active members of the group, but it still exists. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 03:23, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

I would like to join

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:53, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join

Twin Suns Squadron, ready to blow up crap.

Where do I sign up? --General Insineratehymn 01:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Here. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Uhhh, actually, right here. Well, welcome to the army, you will start as a Soldier, but the more reverts, vandal reports, and other stuff you do, you work your way up. Choose a squadron and use the report area if you want at the base of Ops. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:38, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

I request permission to join as well. --T.K.F. 02:03, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Okay, Sure. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

I want to join also. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

APPROVED. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Yo. Me too. User:Super jesus/sig

Sure. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Can I join too?--I have Yvonne Give me 10,000 to get her back 22:23, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

APPROVED! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

May I join as well--0uch

I would also like to join -- HaakonX

May I please join? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Yes. --High Gen. Grue 01:23, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Meh, might as well join. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 16:51, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, UNKNOWNFILE joined. Sure. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I may as well join too. IRC convinced me. Can I get in? —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 24/04 18:15

APPROVED! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

i'll join as long as i don't have to worship anybody(else) or be anyone(else) ever.... and i don't have to use the /shift/ key either. sounds like fun. --Math Poet 23:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Can I administer the psych tests?--Math Poet 23:39, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

What? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

You know, the shock therapy tests that determine if someone is sane enough to join the Army. --Emmzee 13:22, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh. He ca do them. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I would like to join the army. I want to give back to Uncyclopedia. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~19:44, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Before the other tripods blow us all up? Sure, you can join. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I WANT TO JOIN THE ARMY. Can I retain my rank of JamLord? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 23:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

You are with the Grue Army. You are a soldier. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I would like join the Grue army since vandalism is going to be high since...you know...--Scott 06:10, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes, you can join, just in case, well... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Could I join?--Luck 03:09, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Ooh ooh! Can I join! Pretty please! Ill be ur bestest friend... for a few minutes... -MackMan^talk_contribs

Yes. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Can I join in the kool-aid?? --Kingkitty 13:35, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Uh, I don't want to join, where can I go to dodge the draft? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs)

I'll join if you do as my sig says. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:01, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

We don't take exchanges. Sorry! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

What brand of beer are your canteens serving ? If it's not [Atlas 8.5] then you just lost one potential recruite-- di Mario 20:10, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Pretty much most kinds... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

That's not an answer. [Atlas 8.5] ? Yes or No ? Don't waste my time. -- di Mario 22:26, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

/me gives Dimario his kind of beer. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:58, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Oooh! grue beer! Juss like the kind little Wend would get me s'turday nights. She an her Teleport 2.0. It was quite the thingy. I was so proud of her. Wunder wherzzz she is nowadays...hiccuppe! srohry...sohry...pardon me! Lasss I heard, shwazzz off in Parish or shome shutsh plaishe. Wiv ur lover, nouw get this, eeh was a klingon...urm...dork...nup...borg! Ha ha actually he was a dork as well. Anyroads, thems twos was madly in love, haven't heard in ages from 'er. Aw, the ravageses of time. -- di Mario 21:05, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I wunna join (w00t) --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 06:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Join you may or may not, that is not for me to decide. However, my indentation is mine. Go get your own! It is free, anyways. No point in trying to get in on my ride. Shoo! -- di Mario 18:01, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry guys, I forgot to check my watchlist. You guys are official soldiers of the Grue Army. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

May I join the Grue army? I would like to be on the Twin Suns Squadron. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~}

Indeed. I will place you in Twin Suns for you. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Can I join up as a ballistic missile or something? Sirrus, /\/\4573|2 0|= j412(,0|\|!!!!!!!!!!!!!11one0|V3 16:44, 23 May 2007 (UTC)AAAARGH^{a grue!} _{run like hell!}

You can join as a soldier. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:53, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I wish to join and am officially sending in my application--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 23:46, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:51, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I wish to ZOMGHAX myself here, since I already shovel stuff into QVFD and ICU, and revert stuff if I see it, although someone always seems to beat me to the reverts. I blame Hinoa. - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 08:54, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

I want to join. please? --The.original.joe.shmoe 01:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

ahem, Can I join? please??The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN bimbo!!

I would also like to join. Basically cause I suck at writing articles and would like to make Uncyclopedia for the better by editing and crap. --Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 23:36, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Indeed, indeed, indeed. Sowwy, i haven't checked this for a while. I'm putting it back on my watchlist. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:40, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I request admission into your super-secret club.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:08, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Sure. Soldier Ljlego. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:50, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join. I will revert vandalism and do other dwarfish work --Pieface 03:57, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Of course! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:05, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join the army.--JASON+HALLAMEYA 01:47, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure if HGG would approve of you so soon given your history, but for the record I fully support adding you to the army. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:50, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I love nothingmore than a vandal turned helpful user forevermore. (And talking like Edgar Allan Poe.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:05, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Permission to join, please?--KingNike 17:06, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I too wish to fight the...ah...infidel. WITH VIGOUR! El Pollo Diablo 07:53, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Can I join? Please? Social Studiously 11:08, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

May I Have Permission To Join The Grue Air Force? ( i think there's a grue air force isnt there? :p) and join yellow squadron? Bonner 20:59, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Whoa... Ok.. sure, yes, affirmitive, and of course. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:44, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! Where do I start? Social Studiously 12:40, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Sign me up, Grue. --Eiyuu Kou 19:43, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Of course. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:46, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm. To add yet another Uncyc inner organization to my resume, I'd like to sign up. -RAHB 10:20, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

And of course because I want to kill vandals after what they've done to some of my pages -RAHB 10:20, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join, too. --Chrissy 18:29, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Sign me up!!!--azza 16:10, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Im in the mood 4 some grue... Sign my name!!!--Cheesierboy 14:36, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to join, now with no whoring. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:00, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Can I please join? Resto 06:24, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Got room for another Zorker-eating warrior? A-slice-of-cake 09:08, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, so many people. Check the page, cause I would like to join! Ha! SRXT. 14/08 10.59

Ready for duty, Captain! (Also, if I join, I've got a friend who might join with me.) --YeOldeLuke 22:36, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

I would like to join, if possible, to the Twin Suns Squadron. Death to crap! --Drhlajos 17:35, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Permission to join, Sir. It'll make me feel important, Sir. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:39, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Can i join please? Duy Huu Nguyen 11:28, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm getting bored of eating herring, and I've heard vandals are good with ketchup. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:02, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Yea, you're in Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:07, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

I think i have got the qualification to join the Grue army. I often eat human and I fight them, so I think I have got lots of similarities with a Grue. This is why I believe I must join their army. Please let me. You wont regret it. Please answer me at my talk page. -----Mimo&maxus 17:49, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

As the leader of the Grue Army Remnant, let me say I am glad to have you aboard. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:58, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

What about me??? I wanna kill grues. DBZWii09

Actually we are the grues. We kill vandals. But if you wanna kill vandals then shure join. --Magic Snow man ☃ 23:54, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Can I change my rank?

To "Human Meat Shield." --Emmzee 01:10, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Granted. You are now a meat shield and rations. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:21, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

And i'd like to change MY rank to "Spartan T45". Please? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:44, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Uhhhh... in your imagination. Sorry. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:47, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

I deny any involvement with this silliness

I've got my own silliness. You wouldn't know it. It lives in Canada. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

*Starnestommy eats Modusoperandi for not joining. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:47, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm joining the Modusoperandi Army! (Yes, again. (I got kicked out the first time.)) —Braydie 20:53, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

I have an army? Wicked! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:39, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

*Defender 911 eats Braydie for joining a rival organization. His liver could've used some more salt. --68.49.250.152 21:56, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

/me eats Defender 911 for not signing in --Andorin Kato 00:19, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

/me shoots Defender 911... first Defender 911 for eating a sysop --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:22, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

For those of you who have joined The Grue Army........

You have permission to put the following userbox on your userpage: (it's the code, not the userbox itself)

{{Grue_Army}}

Simply copy and paste that onto your userpage and, well, you know the rest. User:Trar/sig3

Trar, THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!! Man, you went crazy with that!!! Also, that may earn you a "Combat Honor Medal", sill working on it...

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the comment. I am a userbox whiz, aren't I? User:Trar/sig3

P.S. Or I could get the Medal Of Vigilance. Just a thought. User:Trar/sig3

The medal of Vigilance is for doing something very cool, helpful, or something that everyone likes. Combat Honor Medal, is one of those "Things that are appreciated, but aren't as important. CHM can be given by anyone. MOV given by me or authorised users.

Also, you are welcome. ---Han Solo (Flame)< 21:07, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Beeth Lord Fluffy, as an allied God, authorized to bequeath the Medal of Vigilance unto the worthy? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:56, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

No. Not yet. ---Han Solo (Flame)< 21:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Yet? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 03:00, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Not yet. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

"Yet" implies that Lord Fluffy has not met a condition... What is the condition? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 03:09, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Joining*. And doing something awesome.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

• optional

I am an Allied Godly Entity. I think that should count for the first. And I revert things here and there when I have time... What constitutes "awesome"? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 03:16, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Uhhh... reverting a full scale stupid vandaliser's edits? Also, joining was optional. --High Gen. Grue 03:20, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

I request permission to join Red Squadron, since I believe reverting vandalism is my best quality. User:Trar/sig3

You don't NEED permission. Jus t add yourself to all squarons you want to join. --High Gen. Grue 15:31, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

How to I join? I love Grues!-Nonbasher 01:19, 11 May 2007 (UTC)NonbasherNonbasher 01:19, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Must I answer... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

We're doing well!

The Grue Army has 32 and a half(counting Lord Fluffy, our allied fluffy god) last time I counted. I expect this number to grow. (make that 45) --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:04, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

I counteth as five, young Trar. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, no! You counteth as 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.01! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:53, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

So true. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:41, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Of course, it helps now you've started conscription:

“Uh, I don't want to join, where can I go to dodge the draft?”
~ The Man of Led

“Yes.”
~ Han Solo

/HGG adds Led to soldier list. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 06:56, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

I wanted to see if Led would freak out. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Want some mechas in your army?

What about User:SckrTrckrBot and User:BracaraBot? -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 02:37, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Robotic drones mechas. Only if the orginal creators OK it. first, I need one from you, then one one from Heerenveen. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:40, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Sucker-Tracker is allright. Place it under a "mechanized division" or something. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 02:41, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:41, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Label them as assassin droids. SK-88 and BB-72. --Andorin Kato 04:44, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

It's alright from me too. (On a side note, I completely forgot about this) –—Hv (talk) 26/05 21:23

OK. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:53, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I also added AggroTerraBot. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:53, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Now that I've joined your war what is my first task?

<-- ^^See topic that this dancer is pointing to^^ --[citations needed] 03:02, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Dude... what?

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:36, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

As in am I supposed to look for Trolling to clean up myself and, if so, how am I supposed to find it? --[citations needed] 09:39, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I recommend you go trolling, and then clean it all up again. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Look under the bridges first, that's where they hang out. -- di Mario 15:18, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Trolls can use computers now? --AAA! (AAAA) 04:22, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Why hasn't CSM joined the Grue Army?

Because he wants to join the Grue Navy. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:52, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

The Army gets swords, guns, and cannons.. The Navy gets guns, cutlasses, cannons. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

A cutlass is a kind of sword. I was kinda hoping for a fighter plane though. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:01, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Air Force gets the Fighter jets. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:14, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Have you never seen "Top Gun"? --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 02:46, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:50, 9 June 2007 (UTC) Can I join the Grue Air Force? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:27, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Switch offe the Sunne

May I point out that any military action whatsoever commisioned by the grue army requires utmost darkness? Because daylight scares the grue away. So how do you plan to bring this forth? Is there a grue fifthe colonne presently working in silence to sabotage the Sun ? Or will you just nuke it out of the sky? It is probably a bit too large for that, not to mention too distant. Or will you be operating exclusively during a Total Eclipse of the Heart Sun? And another, unrelated but similar point: will you be operating in the Netherlands as well? The Dutch are known to be in possession of some awesomely potent Extreme Sarcasm, not only their Army and Population, but the Queen as well. Don't let her polite manner and winning personality fool you, she once personally and singlehandedly slaugtered all of Unimatrix One (armed with one - one, count 'm - teaspoon). -- di Mario 12:26, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, most of our troops are HUMAN, and the Grues can change into humans whenver they want. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:28, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
The previous comment was entered by an unidentified grue brainwash victim -- di Mario

Pardons me for being pedantic, but I have three little points to make (well actually two points and one question):

• The correct spelling of the plural of "Humon" according to the Book of grue Spelling is in fact Humon
• The correct spelling of the plural of the "grue" entity is grue according to the Book of grue Spelling. Compare this to one sheep / a flock of sheep and one pair of trousers / two pairs of trousers. Thusly: One flock of grue, many flocks of grue.
• Why would grue change into a Lesser Being (tm) such as a Humon ? They certainly do not stand to gain any advantage from such a metamorphosis.

And while I am at it, did you think of a method to turn off the sun? This is a crucial step if your so-called grue army is to accomplish anything at all on these earthly shores.

-- di Mario 16:21, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Actually, my comment is true. And when Grues DO turn Human, they are immune to light. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:28, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah, but when grue turn humon, they will be susceptible to anything that will harm a humon. Such as a well-placed fart, being hit over the head with an (empty) bottle of John, Jim or Jack, or being run over by a dilapidated old Volvo 850 (the 20 valve job) currently under my jurisdiction -- di Mario 17:21, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

But if the Grues DIDN'T turn human, then they would disintergrate under the light. and these human-grues are immune to everything a grue is immune to, even when human. Except maybe bans. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:23, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

You bring your so-called grue army, I'll bring the Volvo, plus my trusted aides John, Jack and Jim. Let us see whome of these so-called "armies" is the tougher one. Proposed battlefield: Earth. Don't bother to advertise your presence, I will be able to find you wherever you manifest yourselves, as I have both DRM and GPS on board. Oh, and a little thingy called P-R-E---E-M-P-T-I-V-E- -N-U-C-L-E-A-R- -S-T-R-I-K-E. Think devastation, mayhem, and a severe reduction in capablilities of your so-called army. -- di Mario 17:39, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Grues and Human-Grues are immune to nukes. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:41, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, then, that clears up some points. However, my Honour requires me to point out to you as a general in the presumably opposed army that when I fart, it will result in an Dutch fart. Dutch farts being potentially the uttermost toxic as yet, according to several case-studies conducted by the UN. And then of course, there is the slight matter of the Volvo. Have you ever witnessed a clash between a grue tank and a Volvo 850 and if so, can you tell me specifically whomeses inhabitants left the scene limping? Not the Volveans, I am sure. -- di Mario 17:57, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

The simple fact is, di Mario opposes the Grue Army. Take him away! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 12:26, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah sure. Take me away? You an what army ey? B'sides, your gonna hafta find me first. I am awol, presumed enemy counterinsurgence. -- di Mario 18:12, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Er, the Grue Army. /me throws a grue at di Mario. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Ummm.... Does anybody remember that I'm a god? As in "Allied Godly Entity"? Turning off the sun for a bit would be no difficult task... Just thought I'd mention it. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:37, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Question

Where can the LIST-O-RANKS be found? I'm a soldier and want to know if scout is better than soldier. What the hell does it mean? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:07, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

My userspace. It goes from highest to lowest, soldier being lowest. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:25, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

anotehr question

what do you do once you joined and how do you move up in rank, please reply on my talk page. B0n B0n

I wanna join!

I wanna join!~

--master5o1 11:24, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Better learn how to not annoyingly spam your signature then. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:20, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, NO. You don't spam your signa- damn, SbU beat me to it. Same reason for he guy who deleted other comments and put his request everywhere. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:16, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah

Captain Solo, I wish to join the rebellion. I'm sick of the Galactic Empire, and the Death Star just destroyed my home planet. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:56, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm trying to purge some users as fast as I can! Once two pepole drop out, you're in! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:18, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Wow, it's gone selective now. Is it time to start saying things like "I remember back in the days when the Grue Army was just HGG and his promotional leaflets"? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:52, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Heh. We have so many users,some with no edits for at least a month, just sitting there. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:58, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

You could always kick out 0uch. He's only made about ten edits and he's been a member for over a month.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

/0uch says "0uch!" as he is kicked out. Or at least he probably will. If it happens. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:24, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Does that mean I'm in? 'Cos I'm sick of being on the waiting list. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

I am now in so I am doing some good

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

how do you like it I don't know how to do the no wiki so can someone do it for me? What do you guys think of this. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 04:15, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

You're copying off {{Grue_Army}}, which I created! BALEET! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 20:06, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Soldiers replaced killed in action

Soldier 0uch - Replaced with Asshatchampion

Soldier Super Jesus - Replaced with Leoispotter

Soldier Luck - Replaced with Chrissy

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:14, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Engage!

The Enzo Aquarius, wishes to join the Grue Army to fight the forces of good evil, in the name of that which is Uncyclopedia. Make it so! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:05, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Now I have to purge THREE users to get everyone in. You'll have a better chance of joining UNSOC. Sorry. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

No problemo! :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:14, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

I really want users for Grue Army, but I rreally hate having to purge users. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:16, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Heh, it happens when something becomes well-known and popular. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:18, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Why not just purge Tortilla? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:00, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. I see UNSOC is starting just like the Grue Army. Small. Not powerful Not known about. Now look at us. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:23, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

UNSOC? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:40, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, what is this "UNSOC", or is this need to know? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 12:46, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Another Anti Vandal group, smaller than the Grue Army, but more communist. UNSOC --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:51, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

WHERE IS MAH SAMMICH?!?!

You promised a Sammich for everyone who joins. I don't have my sammich yet. When will it arrive? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:04, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

THe Giant sandwich? Ah, those are usually stolen (and eaten/sold) by the people who deliver them. I'll send another... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:38, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay. I'll join under one condition

If I can do so... With SAVINGS!!!!!!!!! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:50, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

with Savings? we don't even get EARNINGS!!!!!!!!! The adminatti dosen't pay us! Just like the B'crats don't pay them! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:39, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Your gold squadron looks pitifully empty.

Haha. Let me fix that for you. ¬_¬ —Hinoa talk.kun 03:43, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Ha. Weird. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:07, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Grue Army (And UNSOC) IRC CHANNEL

Is here. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:32, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Since the CGI gates won't reach that, you could use this Java applet to get to it, or go to ##gruearmy on freenode. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:51, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Newsletter

I've made a newsletter at User:Starnestommy/Grue Army news. If you want to subscribe, add {{User:Starnestommy/Template:News}} to your userpage or talk page. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:10, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Recruitment backlog

It looks like we've gotten a bit of backlog in the recruitment section. Should we let them all in, pick one or two, or keep all of them out for now? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 11:52, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Or we can send them to UNSOC. Don't know how Jocke Pirat will feel about that. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:33, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

I think we may have a use for Jedravent. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 15:56, July 31, 2007

And what would that use be, pray tell? --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:58, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

COOOOUUUP!!

<HanSolo> You are temporary Grue army General of the army
<TKFeck> But I'm already general
<HanSolo> general of the Army.
<HanSolo> not General.
<TKFeck> Oh
<TKFeck> Can I be Lord High Magician instead?
<HanSolo> I technically, have the highest rank of General of the Army
<HanSolo> TKF:HELL NO
<TKFeck> Wait
<TKFeck> Why am I asking you?
<TKFeck> I'm general of the fucking army now :O
<HanSolo> Yeah
<HanSolo> Though I can undo 'em whenever I want.
<TKFeck> No you can't
<HanSolo> and you still can't award yourself plusses.
<TKFeck> Because you're dismissed :O
<TKFeck> COOOOUUUPPPP
* TKFeck runs around screaming, torch in one hand, pitchfork in another

So yeah guys. I'm High General for a week now. I was forcibly given this role by High Gen. Grue, so technically it isn't a coup, but whatever. I'm turning it into a coup. For a week.

You may go back to whatever you were doing before. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:23, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

LIES! Drop and give me 2000 push ups! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:04, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Should we have moderation sessions on IRC?

Since one of our jobs is to stop disruptive flamewars, I think that we should have moderation session in ##gruearmy. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 21:09, August 4, 2007

Han agreed with me on IRC about this. I'll work on a moderation policy in my userspace. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:49, August 6, 2007

I'll help with that. We can also hold drills. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:51, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Done. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:25, August 7, 2007

YAY! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:16, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm asking for Yellow and Black-Ops

And I can also code some sexy javascript for you lot. Like secret tags. --thematrixeætsyou, the karate black belt (talk) (flames) 06:56, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Hey

I'll join... yeah. Seems like a good cause.--Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 05:16, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Hey there, Forum fellows

Hey, Andy here, and quite frankly, I'd like to join the Grue army! And not just because Drifter did it. Mostly because the idea of walking up to some random guy on the street and saying, "I am part of the Grue army - what have YOU accomplished?" sounds pretty awesome to me. See you then. Grue army for President! I like red links.

Bye. --Andy the Idiot 10:36, 13 August 2007 (UTC) So, am I joined now or what?

Can I Still Recruit Myself?

I've read several times that there are too many soldiers already in the Grue Army. Does that mean I have to wait until some users are discharged before adding myself? If so, is there an Army Reserves that I can join to show I'm intrested in enlisting? --YeOldeLuke 01:20, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

More Join Requests (please, no more categories!)

Can I join up? (My private army is (now, at least) really mostly composed of me and one other person (Private Joke) and will not be affilated with the Grue Army, unless you want it to be in which case IT WILL BE)--User:Banjo2e/SIGGY 20:28, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

I would like to.Duy Huu Nguyen 10:36, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Join request

• Hiya can i join up?--Darth Lithuania 20:23, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
• Oo! Oo! OH! PICK ME! PICK MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:02, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

AAAAAAAA! MASSIVE FORUM BUMP! You're both in, now get to work! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:50, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

oOoOoOoO! i wanna join! pick me! i have no stds(unlike some people >.>) the finger that flames

Sure! I'll add you to the list. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 21:16, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Can you guys let me join? IM an expert in....blowing things up....--Aimsplode. Thanks.

You're in.

Bump in the night?

Oh User:Mimo&maxus What have you done?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 05:17 (UTC)

Me?what?----Mimo 12:00, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

I'ma Join! I'm Join!

Can I join, I have 508 edits now (509 when i press the button!) I also revert vandalism and use QVFD and Ban Patrol lots. Gen. Fudgem0bile Guy picks up $1 before you. Rip out his soul. 02:01, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

You sure as heck can join! Add yourself to a couple of squadrons here, and report your QVFDing and vandal reverting there, and you'll go up the ranks in no time! --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:51, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Another category

No u -- Style  Guide 18:21, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

If you want to join, you can. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 18:42, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hey

I was wondering if you could list all the appropriate edits (Reverted Edits/vandalism/QVFD/Ban Patrol) of GA in a list for extra points? Gen. Fudgem0bile Guy picks up $1 before you. Rip out his soul. 03:46, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Each ban patrol listing, QVFDing, revert, etc. is worth 1 pluss. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:54, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Where is this so called List and how is this recorded, should I add some on to mine? Gen. Fudgem0bile Guy picks up $1 before you. Rip out his soul. 22:28, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

As you've figured out, the list being referred to is Here. And you don't need to add any to yours. We'll do it for you. Your plusses are recorded in a section just above it, I believe. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 19:23, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

And you might want to add yourself to some of the squadrons at the top of that page. It'll make it easier for us to keep track of you. High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 19:25, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Noone applies for promotions anymore :( Gen. Fudgem0bile Guy picks up $1 before you. Rip out his soul. 03:48, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

You and Magic man do. But yeah, you're the only ones... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:03, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Can I join the Grue Army?

Can I? -- 00:14, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Yep. Just add your names to one, some, or all of the squadrons. Then about once a week tell us what you've done here. And rise up the ranks. Also, if you join, add this to your user page:

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!