Forum:Javascript not working?

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For some reason I can't see the tool bar when I try editing an article it works on wikipedia so shouldn't be my browser also the title hacks seem to be not working properly--Scott 20:33, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

My auto-welcome button isn't working, either. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:48, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't have a tool bar either. --General Insineratehymn 21:47, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Me neither, though my ICU etc. tabs are still there. Incidentally, how many topics have we got on this? –—Hv (talk) 12/05 21:52

My monitor is missing. Nope, there it is. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:42, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

My keyboard IS gone. No really UNCYCLOPEDIA, I typed this by THE cutting and pasting from a bunch of WORST forum topics. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:09, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

There have been lots of forum topics discussing this problem recently. Click on a random forum and you'll probably find your answer. Perhaps try one with a title like "MODUS AND HIS GOD DAMN SHITTY USERPAGE SHOULD GO DIE!!!". Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:42, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Not that one, it's too old for such foolishness. It's foolishness is of a different variety. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:02, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

<insert name here> (Template:USERNAME) is not working!! (or that could be just me) --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:38, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

It's fixed... oh the wonders of ganging up with Splarka to nag the technical team ;) We are now nagging for a long term solution that will prevent it breaking again... but that involves major work on Uncyclopedia's skins that may be a while away. In the mean time, if it breaks again, please shout at me loudly and frequently -- sannse (talk) 09:52, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and Sannse is so working! you take that back! -- sannse (talk) 09:53, 15 May 2007 (UTC)