Forum:Isn't John McCain the ONLY Republican candidate?

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i was watching tv this one time and they were saying "oh john mccain won this primary and that primary" but i was like, "duh, isn't he the ONLY republican?" i mean, mike huckabee's out, a bunch of those other weird old guys are out, right? whatever. oh and i scared myself to death this morning. my journalism teacher said that it would get more interesting if another woman ran against hillary clinton, and i started thinking about individuals who would conceivably do so, and guess who popped into my head? ANN COULTER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! dear baby jesus!!!!! you may be asking why this scares me so much, being canadian. but the reason is: if ann coulter was president our population would increase tenfold. not even. like, a millionfold. why i didn't think of someone like condaleezza rice or even sandra day o'connor who, bless her heart, doesn't have a lot of years left, i don't know. it's not like anyone would hire ann coulter. even the republicans see her as a crazy bizznatch. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 20:37, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Nope, Ron Paul is still in it! RON PAUL REVOLUTION!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:40, Mar 5
Hmm, Ron Paul? I loved "We Be Burnin" and "Temperature". Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 20:54, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
You are on a very slippery slope to a lengthy banning for forum abuse and general ignorance. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:11, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Switch to decaf. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:39, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Don't forget about...

Mike Gravel, seriously. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:37, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

He's a Democrat, silly bear. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 22:57, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Actually, Mike Gravel's awesomeness transcends partisan divisions. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:26, Mar 9
He also transcends all existence. He is...THE HIGHLANDER. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:00 Mar 10
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