Forum:If Your Name Is Chez Mom Probably Did the Milkman
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Just thought of that old Monty Python bit where they put a camera at the end of the street and people start coming out of their houses and going into other ones.
After seeing an article somewhere that something like 2 out of 5 kids don't belong to their "fathers," well, the milkman must be having more fun than anybody else. Or maybe today that would be the paperboy. Or pizza dude. Census worker anyone?
Just a thought. It could... probably IS happening.
- I always knew that my real dad was Batman. -- 07:39, December 24, 2010 (UTC)