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(tried to post this earlier - didn't show up in village dump - I think I was brain farting on the title or something... anyway...)

A long time ago, in a wiki far, far away, this template used to work. Like it was a delicious apple and I was really not hungry, I left it lying around for two years and when I came back it was all rotten and wormy. See - try it below:

Taurus
You are fun-loving and outgoing, although you do tend to require plenty of "me time", and when you don't get it, you may react. On the down side, you often make poor choices, especially in the area of the friendships and romance. This has resulted in a lot of emotional pain from inappropriate relationships. However, it has not discouraged you from seeking close, true friends, and there are a select few that you stick with no matter what. You usually maintain a quiet self-confidence, and you are able to stand up for yourself when necessary. You have surprised people with your assertiveness on some important occasions. You are a very good friend, honest and straight-forward, though tactful in your honesty. Although for the most part people find you agreeable, there are some people in your life whom you rub the wrong way no matter what you do - but you are always strong enough to let those people go. Although it's a relatively positive sign all in all, Taurus can still fall into mild to severe depression, so be on your guard - surround yourself with supportive people and never allow the trials and uncertainty of daily life rob you of happiness.

The hidden part used to expand into a lovely paragraph. Now the hidden part can't figure out how to go wider than the width of the input string parameter. I need it for the best joke in the whole wide world on my long-awaited rework of the Astrology article.

Anyone know what happened? I didn't change anything, so the sigexpand class must have been broken by someone somehow. I don't know how to fix it. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:41, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

It works fine for me on all of my browsers. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:04 Aug 11 2012
Hmmm. I'm using IE 9. It expands into a nice paragraph for you? I wonder what the problem is for me. Like I said, when it expands, each line is as narrow as the "Taurus" string. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 18:29, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
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