Forum:I need pics for an article about "straitjackets"

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OK, I'm going to create an article on straitjackets. Most of my previous articles kinda suck dick, but I'm hoping I can add some sarcastic or satirical tone into this like: "A straitjacket is a fashionable stylish jacket that is used to keep you warm (and prevent you from using any weapons) in consequence of you unable to use the arms." If anyone can find (or create) a few pics of people under straitjackets and make it look funny, I would appreciate it and I would credit you. Apparently, I created a pic using Jasc Paint Shop Pro 7 (which is a sucked up version of Photoshop) and came up with this pic:

May under a straitjacket

Momma told me I could photoshop real well!

Apparently, I want to create my first article WITHOUT ANY SHITTY POKEMON REFERENCE THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ON. --Dark Paladin X 06:06, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Try Image Request for 'chops. Try a Google image search for, um, unchops. Lastly, I use an ancient copy of Jasc Paint Shop Pro. It's like my child; I'm waiting for it to grow up and move out. No, seriously, it's not bad, although the "distort" tool in the version I have sucks. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:10, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
I might not going to use this pic, but I might reference this on another page.--Dark Paladin X 06:12, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Here's one or two suggestions:

  • [1] - an historical illustration of early straightjackets.
  • [2] - Winston Churchill in a straightjacket.

Hope these help. MadMax 06:36, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Also, I would strongly suggest using the right channels for this stuff in the future. For the record, that means UN:PR (Pee Review) for article review, UN:PIC (Image Request) for, well, image request, [3] (Google Image Search) to find images yourself, UN:REEF (Reefer Desk) for image review, and finally, Forum:Village Dump (Village Dump) for community-related discussion. Thank you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:40, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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