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i need help to make my article called Somalions not die as of its funny and ive put work into it. i need help with adding pictures, and some other stuff. if u help ur more that welcome to contribute as its already quite fuuny. please help so in the future i can help others wit their work. thanks all who respond and give aid. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Whitepower (talk • contribs)

It won't die if you continue editing it. That, and it has to get better. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:34, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
I am a mere n00b, but I don't think it is funny. Offensive it certainly is, which is a problem when it is not funny. It needs more than pictures and formatting. One avant-garde technigue would be to print it out, tear the sheet of paper into four, and then glue it back together in a different sequence. (Use Sellotape or a small quantity of bread moistened with spit to do this). Then retype the article word for word. If it is not yet funny, rinse and repeat until your typing speed becomes awesome. Then look for a job as a typist. -- Pieface 05:37, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Personally, judging by your name, User: Whitepower, and the contents of that article, I'd have to say you are just trying to use Uncyclopedia as a place to spread your racist thoughts. I think you should be banned and have your poorly-written article deleted, but I'm not an admin so I can't do that. Also, you really should have gone to the Pee Review with this crap. I'm giving you 7 days to fix that piece of crap. --Dexter111344 05:56, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Well that explains it. Interesting how the simple explanation always eludes me. --Pieface 06:08, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I proofread it and moved it to the correctly spelt title, but it isn't funny and is just really bad racist slurs. Just because you have some Somalian neighbours who don't seem to get along with you doesn't mean we care. Needs VFDing IMO~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:24, 31 May 2007

Yeah... There's a big difference between humour and racism that you don't seem to get. One we very much want here, the other we very much don't. I've deleted the article. Spang talk 06:35, 31 May 2007

Thank you Spang for deleting that crap. We are all grateful.--Dexter111344 06:58, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

We could have a dark comedy article on the sorrowing Somali people. But for this not turning into a bully slurfest it needs someone with a hand for subtleness. You have a seemingly hateful user name, so I'm giving you this advice just because it applies to other newbies (and I mean newbies in the matters of writing, not Uncyclopedia): if this is your first time with actual, public writing - I mean, discounting myspace and that weblog your grandma said to love - try something less touchy for approach and subject. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 06:55, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

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