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Guess!--Salafack 15:17, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

You want people to guess what your problem is. A clear issue of Attention Whoreism. Stop being such a stereotypical Uncyclopedian! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 11 December 2009
Ahem:
I talk through my eyes, the words pourin' down
Nobody cares
You ask me what's wrong, but what can I say
Nobody cares
I try to tell you, I try to show you
How else can I tell you, how else can I show you
I'm screaming inside, why can't you care
Nobody cares
You're looking right though me like I'm not here
Nobody cares
Chorus:
When the last tear falls down
Nothing gets washed away
Another plea put to rest
As nobody cares, nobody cares
So what did I do to you
That makes you run from me
Now I'm sitting here screaming inside myself
Don't understand why nobody cares
You figured it, shaped it to your prefection
Nobody cares
Subtracted my feelings from the equation
Nobody cares
Is it all in my mind
Then it would be easy to find
Chorus
So what did I do to you
That makes you run from me
Now I'm sitting here screaming inside myself
Don't understand why nobody cares
So if it's all, if it's all in my mind
Then wouldn't it, wouldn't it
Wouldn't it be so easy to find
Chorus
So what do I have to do
To make you comfort me
Now I'm sitting here screaming inside myself
Don't understand why nobody cares
So I'm sitting here screaming inside myself
Well I'm sitting here crying inside myself
So I'm sitting here screaming to nobody else
Don't understand why nobody cares
And nobody cares, nobody cares, nobody cares
--Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 15:23, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
Pledge Your Allegiance. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:33, Dec 11
It's quite obvious that your problem is that you don't have a cool signature like me. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:53, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if this is the problem to which you're refering, but your balls are in my soup. That's a problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Who? zhelel 03:54 December 15
I know what your problem is, first you didn't create your user web page, second you've hardly contributed anything to Uncyclopedia, third nobody cares about your problem whatever it is, fourth this is an elaborate troll using Internet MEMEs to try to be funny like Kuro5hin tries to be funny with trolls and fails. Obviously you got banned from Wikipedia, have negative karma on Slashdot, and nobody finds you funny so you come here and dump your problems on us. We're not to blame for the reason for your dysfunction, take responsibility for your words, behavior, and actions for once and learn from your mistakes and quit bugging us. We got funny articles to write and you've just wasted 15 minutes of my time to write this response to you. In other words, attention to your problem "denied!" fix it yourself! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:46, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I have a dream.

King-Johnson

Yeah I could explain my dream, but it'll be a far more effective tactic to let people guess it.

Guess!--Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 05:16, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Um... okay.. you dreamt you were delivering a sermon, and you heard people snickering, and you looked down and noticed your cock was hanging out. So you were trying to subtly adjust it so no one would notice, and suddenly Rosa Parks is overcome by the sight of your semi-erect black manhood, bursts out from the pews, and starts sucking you off. And you're thinking "Oh, man, this is inappropriate," but you're not sure what to do. You're just hoping no one notices, which is absurd, because you've got this rotund Colored woman on her knees just going to town on you while you're trying to deliver a sermon. Was that the dream? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:32, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
What would you call a dream like that? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:56, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
The Aristocrats! Dead-kennedysFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys 20:04, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Are you all alone, rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:32, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

I have an STD.

Guess! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:53, 15 Dec

That one I gave you? Dead-kennedysFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys 20:04, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
No fair guessing if you know the answer already. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:47, 15 Dec

I'm glad I am paid proper respect.--64.25.232.226 22:27, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hepatitis. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 04:59, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

911, I have an emergency.

Guess! --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 04:59, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

You killed your husband and are regretting it, so you're trying to save him before it's too late?--Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 22:17, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
There's a goose walking around in the snow and it looks sad? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:19, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
You are a proffesional athlete, and you got caught sleeping with 10-20 women outside of your marraige with your smoking-hot model wife, who is now about to leave you, and taking your two kids with her? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:27, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Doctor doctor, give me the news! I've got a bad case...

Guess! Dead-kennedysFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys 20:31, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

You got crabs in your pants! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:36, 17 December 2009
...of punk rock? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:41, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Advice-Hitler-doctor-doctor-gimme-the-news-i-got-a-bad-case-of-killing-jews59.jpg - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:04, Dec 18

Excuse me

Are those Guess jeans you're wearing? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:03, 17 Dec

No. I'm where denim comes from. Harvest season is hell for me, what with the all-over body scraping and all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:20, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Yecch. Suddenly I'm disgusted by my pants. I'd take them off, but my co-worker might object. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:31, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
That didn't stop you last week. Dead-kennedysFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys 01:08, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
Hey! He's a sandwich artist! You can't confine sandwich art in pants, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:12, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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