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So i'm sat eating my dinner (A yummy lasagne) and I hear a large crash and then my letterbox rattle. So I put my dinner (A yummy lasagne) down and go to have a look. Sitting there on the doormat was a ridiculously oversized yellow pencil a mask styled like a dog's face and a leaflet about giving up smoking for new years. Suffice to say, i've never laughed so much in my entire life. You just couldn't even imagine it if you tried! :| BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Feb 9, 18:32

In a completely unrelated story, I distracted someone who was eating dinner (A yummy lasagne) by noisily placing a ridiculously oversized yellow pencil, a mask styled like a dog's face, and a leaflet about giving up smoking for New Years in his letterbox. I then sneakily sneaked in to his abode before eating the dinner (A yummy lasagne) that he'd put down earlier in the story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:03, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
In a totally unrelated event, I witnessed someone sneaking into someone's house to steal their dinner {a yummy lasagne that I had earlier poisoned with anthrax), and upon realising that my fiendish murder plot was about to fail, snook into the abode and stabbed the individual with an oversized pencil whilst wearing a mask styled like a dog's face. Then I had the urge to give up smoking. Needless to say, hilarity ensued. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
In an absolutely separate story, I was mistaken by a strange man for his dinner (a yummy lasagne) and was half-eaten when I was saved by a man who had noisily placed a ridiculously oversized yellow pencil, a mask styled like a dog's face, and a leaflet about giving up smoking for New Years in his letterbox. Just when I thought I was free to make a break for it, I discovered that not only did I have anthrax, but I was being stolen and eaten by another stranger. Hilarity ensued, but not for me. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:16 9 Feb, 2008)
In an unconditionally unrelated story, I recently mailed a bomb with a random address to see whether or not it made the news. It was shaped like a dog's face, the antenna looked kinda like a big, perhaps even ridiculously oversized, yellow pencil, and I included a pamphlet about how people should quit smoking. It causes cancer, you know, smoking does, and I'd hate to waste good explosives on some jerk who's gonna die of emphysema in 40 years, anyway. That's just bad business. Anyways, I also mailed a pamphlet about always wearing a seatbelt, but that was "returned to sender." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:58, Feb 9
All of that stuff reminds me of this one time that I was reading about giving up smoking in the new year. No, seriously. I don't smoke or anything. But there was this leaflet that someone left on the bus, and I was like "Hey, why not?". Needless to say, it wasn't very good. No character developement, commitement to plot, or soundtrack. I ended up leaving the leaflet on the bus when I got off. Then I bought several cases of seatbelts, for some odd reason. But, now get this, and, if you loved that, you'll love this, I lost the cases of seatbelts, but found, then lost, a pamphlet about wearing them. Then I woke up in a field without my pants. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:40, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
.....And that's when Johnny said "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!" - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:52, Feb 9
In an irrelevant series of events, I am Spartacus. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 06:07, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
This seems strangely related to my story about how I received an email written in German. Babelphish revealed that the state of Germany insists that I remember to not drive while drunk. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 23:55, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
I once drank 6 cans of Monster in 90 seconds and made myself throw up while training for a Youtube video. I was gonna do 10 cans in 2 minutes. Then I remembered that one chick who died. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:59 9 Feb, 2008)
All this reminds me of a totally, completely, dumbfoundedly unrelated story of when I was selling ready made meals (mostly yummy lasagne) to people on the street. I generally spat in them the night when I made them though. One nice young squire purchased a meal (a yummy lasagne) from me, paying me the product's value of 2 and 6. That was a good sale, for that one I had found by the side of the road, and merely covered with pasta and cheese, so it barely cost me anything. Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 00:00, Feb 10
In a completely related story... I found my missing iPod... it was under someones dinner (A yummy lasagne)... Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN
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