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.....For, basically, all the crap I've done in the past three weeks.
- .........Which has included multiple name-calling wars with Shabidoo, edit-warring with TKF, and numerous other things.
- .........Which has included three bans on IRC, for begging admins to un-ban me faster (which got my ban extended, actually), trolling, and more wars.
Again, I apologize sincerely to all affected (even though this is Uncyclopedia, and I look like a total idiot for apologizing so much), and will promise this will never happen (or happen once and a great great great while) again.
Plus, I apologize especially to Shabidoo, who has helped me out along the way so much, but I still warred with every day.
I look forward to re-joining the community, hopefully, several levels smarter this time (don't make fun of that).
If you ever catch me being stupid, nasty or downright retarded, please tell me about it and ways that I can improve, here, possibly before I get banned for it, so I can learn and correct my errors.
Thank you for understanding, and sorry again.
Your Friend (hopefully),
(Ruins) 22:12, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
- How touching! :'( I forgive you!!! I forgive you!!! *cries and cries and cries* Mattsnow 22:27, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
- Now, please go judge that damn competition so we can move on :) Mattsnow 22:31, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
- This planet is dark and broken; but you have shone a little light. I bathe under your frayed edges sir. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:33, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
- Never before have I been the lamb which has been led under the staff of the Shephard of learning, and wisdom and peace. I stand here today, guided by the hope of tomorrow and the lessons of the past. Aimsplode, it is us who have to be forgiven by you...for you are the word, and the world and the 12 phases of the intergelactic gismotron! Keep the intergelactic gismotron spinning our father...spinning until Omega and Alpha are one! -- 23:07, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
- You forgot to apologize for YOUR FACE! -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:30, 16 Aug
Apologize to the real person you harmed, Jocke Pirat. When you stomped on his thing you really did a number on his ability to recover and participate in the community. It's sad, in a way, but hilarious in most other ways. Repent and all is forgotten, except that night when you landed your stuff in his face, which he still seeks professional help for but gets none. Aleister 17:42 16-8-'11