Ah, of course, my gentle sir. Indeed, in my haste it seems that I posed my frivolous query almost ahead of my own wits. I formally and humbly apologize, and hope that we can settle this over a pipe, a bottle of something pricey, and excessive amounts of hors d'ovueres, my esteemed colleague, and nizzle fo' shizzle. - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs) 04:27, Nov 3
BOW DOWN!!!
This man is clearly the man that will answer all our problems! His infinite knowledge of the culture of hip young whippersnappers will surely help us gain the new users we need! All hail Gangsta2683! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
We don't have Benson. Benson has us. In the evening he takes us for walkies. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 14:46, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
When Benson came, he didn't bring us anything we needed except for someone for the lonelier users to worship and somebody to walk Modus (finally!). However, Gangsta can bring in all the hip youngsters that we need to replace the retiring users! Uncyclopedia can turn into a hip "pad" for all the young "homies" to "hang out"! Less effort for us! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:42, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
But, damn yo...who is gonna clean up all the empties of Oh-Ee ate-hunded malt likka, yawl? (and do you really want people talking like this? Seriously, I think I sprained the language center of my brain) SirModusoperandiBoinc! 20:00, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
Represent MO dawg!! Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:17, 5 November 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Nobody cares (I'm being corrupted)! BENSON has died to us, so does the Ouroboran prophet! Manos is the only one still cradling us in his fingers of destiny! (Besides, we don't complain about Bruce Lee clones, do we?) Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:17, 5 November 2007 (UTC) Eh?