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Okay, so I work as a maintenance guy at a hotel. There's this group of people who come in, purposely complain about everything and make a big stink, and then get a free night. Everyone who works there bends over backwards for these people. They have done this multiple times. They ask for towels multiple times each visit, and then they keep them. They will even do things like purposely unhook the toilet flapper so that we have to come in there and "fix" it, just so they have an additional complaint to list. They say things like they are making it their mission to get our general manager fired, yet they keep coming back. We thought our general manager had sent them a letter saying they aren't invited back anymore, but somehow they managed to make a reservation for FIVE NIGHTS. They have yet to stay a night there and actually pay for anything.

So...I need an idea. There has to be a smart way to turn the tables on these people. Give me any ideas you got. While I would rather it not be something that would get me fired, I feel like these people need to be taught a lesson. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 12:51, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure there's something illegal in there somewhere. Maybe vandalism of property? If you can catch 'em, you can arresticate 'em. Then you can laugh at them in jail. I'm pretty sure that'll work, maybe probably sort of possibly. Obama-change Barack WeinribZ ObamaObama-change 13:46, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, like put hidden cameras in the toilet and in their rooms or something. But then... You are accused of spying customers... Umm... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:53, 3 October, 2012 (UTC)
That is a problem...Well, if not, you can still bring it to court. Then they are pressured to tell the truth. Not that they will, but you could always have some indirect evidence, such as they are the only people in the room who could possibly have done it. That could help you. Obama-change Barack WeinribZ ObamaObama-change 14:00, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
The spycam thing might work if I was a girl and I had a dragon tatoo. Alas, I am neither. Any other good idears? It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:03, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
Totally just gave you like two good ones.Obama-change Barack WeinribZ ObamaObama-change 21:53, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
Gentlemen, now that we have two ideas, I think we can call this brainstorming session successful. ;) It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:09, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
Alright, orgy time.Obama-change Barack WeinribZ ObamaObama-change 02:04, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
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