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That's right. I, Dexter, am going to get some business cards made for myself. It is your job to dictate what will be on them. Winner gets absolutely nothing, and I probably won't even have the cards printed out regardless. So yeah. Get to submitting your unfunny one-liners! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:57, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Submit ideas here

Dextercard

The cards are ready - where shall I send them?

  • Dexter Lewis -- I'm a faggot lol --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:10 Jun 15 2010
  • Dexter "Lord of the Files" Lewis, Accountant Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:33, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dexter... is your surname really Lewis? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:35, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Could be. I don't know. Ask someone else. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:07, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
    I'm not interested, this is what will be printed on the card. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:12, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dexter's Laboratory is copyrighted, so this card is for Dexter Lewis's Research Center.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:48, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dexter Lewis - I'm the Goddamn Batman. Heil! --SadisticWolf 19:50, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dexter Lewis - So there I was, sitting in my office doing my solid snake thing with the business cards and the paperclips...It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:26, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dexter's Massage Parlour - now with drive through servicings! Doors unlock 24 hours all day! Many joy to be yours! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:58, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fucking Dexter Fucker!!! And don't you fucking forget it! Fuck!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Jun 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)
  • Dexter "Fucking magical" LewisPelozurian (talk) 06:32, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
  • This is my card -- common Ape (absorb) (Riot Porn) 19:35, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Lexter Dewis - Cunning Stunt -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • Amateur Colonoscopist Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:16, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • You're consorting with the jokin', strokin' Big Dex! (Press 1 for Big Daddies now!) Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat03:05, Friday 25 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

Why do you people think my name is Dexter Lewis?

Where did you get that from? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:02, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

What's your real name then? Carl Lewis? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 24 June 2010
Your close, but it's missing something. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:19, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
And all you kids go dig into your Wikipedia's to find out who Carl Lewis is. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:21, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
You probably have a stupid last name. Like Sprayberry or something. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:25 Jun 25 2010
Fucking last names, how do they work? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat23:02, Friday 25 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
With fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:15, 25 June 2010
Hey I get it! It's funny because it redirects to A wizard did it!It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:34, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
A wizard did it? What kind of vile user would whore their article in such a way?! Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat06:59, Saturday 26 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Well, BP did it. Why can't anyone else? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:13, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
(It's missing something like an ' & e and it's spelled "you're".)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  29 Jun 2010 ~ 04:14 (UTC)
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