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Alright, Beiber, I've had it with you and your teeny-bop shenanigans. I don't even know you. I don't even listen to your music. I rarely watch t.v. and only surf a few internet sites a day, the ones I absolutely need to. I live a pretty minimalist life.


Everywhere I go, I hear about this punk kid. "Oh, I hear he's dating Selena Gomez." "Oh, did you know he has a new haircut?" "I heard he sings!" It just goes on and on and on.

What has Beiber ever done for me? Did he pay for my mortgage? No. Did he help me with my deep-rooted psychological problems? Hardly. In fact, I'll argue he made them worse. In fact, other than to make money for a bunch of evil, Hollywood, teeny-bopper-milk-drinking overlords, I'll venture a guess and say that Beiber hasn't done anything good for anybody.

"I've always felt a little bit different than everybody." Beiber said. Well woopiee do. That sure distinguishes you from the crowd, you ass. I'm sure that you're the first person to ever feel different. Never mind that you make more money in a year than I'll ever make in my life shoveling hot shit in the only horse stable located dangerously close to a volcano. NO! You're different. Teenage girls, pity him. Pity his greasy teeny-bopper acne and his unhairy teeny-bopper chest.

That's right, I said acne. All teeny-boppers have them. He just wears fucking makeup. Wanna know why? Because he doesn't work in a fucking volcano, that's why. I'd like to see how long his blush and pretty boy eyelashes last in smoldering, 110 degree weather (and that's in the winter, by the way). I'd like to see how many hormone-raging, underage girls desire him after a few years shoveling shit.

dont you know her name is HEY LOOK I'M INTERRUPTING YOU!It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:52, January 13, 2011 (UTC) justine beaver, gah, idiot! the finger that flames 00:22, January 11, 2011 (UTC) Don't worry Beiber, your time will come, when the corporate machine spits you out after milking you like the fame cow you are. I mean seriously, all I wanted to do was fucking watch Everybody Loves Raymond, when out of nowhere, it's "Beiber, Beiber, lalala."

It's like getting your ears raped. That should be a federal offense, right up there with perjury and taking life vests out of planes.

In conclusion, Justin, if that is your real name, I hope you grow up to be a Nascar driver. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:56, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Justin Bieber - Baby ft03:45

Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris


-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:06, Jan. 10, 2011
I guess there are some benefits in being a recluse. --I'm talking about myself 04:50, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
He got a new haircut?!? Holy crapsicles on a stick! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:14, 10 January 2011
Huh, that's the first time I've ever seen a Bieber video. Man, that is one tiny person. It's a little jarring that they're portraying him romancing girls who are approximately twice his size. But Jazz does have a point - why the hell is there so much noise about this guy?? There's a whole crop of young kids singing cheesy love songs every year, going back decades. Why all the focus on this one? Probably because someone in a high place is paying to make it happen, would be my only guess... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:14, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
Its just jarring because he's only 5'2". He's a few months shy of 17, so his adult height should be about 5'3" or so. I think his manager or whoever was intentionally looking for an asexual midget so that he'll still look like a teenager when he's 30. As an example, Jason_Earles, who plays Jackson Stewart (Miley's slightly older brother) on Hanna Montana is 33. --Mn-z 21:59, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
The hilarity of that YouTube video is that it has twice as many dislikes as it does likes. Trust me Mrthejazz, you are not alone. At least in your contempt for Justin Bieber. As for, like, having anyone care about you and stuff, you're still all alone. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 15:04 Jan 10 2011
Ahahahaha! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:21, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

While we're on the subject, I should very much so not be aware of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's existence. Damn you, American pop culture! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 16:59, Jan. 10, 2011

Who? And frankly, all my experience with this Bieber bloke consist of seeing people complaining about him - maybe if y'all laid off on that, there'd be a bit less about him... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:51, 10 January 2011
Believe me, I've tried my damndest pretending Bieber, Snooki, Palin, Pepsi, i, etc., are all imaginary. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:02, Jan. 10, 2011
Well, there's your problem... stop pretending. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:04, 10 January 2011
So, I shouldn't ignore, and I shouldn't complain. You want me to embrace, is that it? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:06, Jan. 10, 2011
No, you just need to truly believe that it doesn't exist. Only through belief can your problems be solved... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:08, 10 January 2011
You are very wise, Lyrithya. You're like Confucius, or Oprah. Confoprah. Oprucius? Yeah, the second one. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:49, Jan. 11, 2011
If you go back and read the comments on that video, you'll eventually see where I tried to get his fans to think he was dead a few weeks ago. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:08, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
We don't read youtube comments. We do have standards, you know. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:34, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
Dexter's last comment. Lol. Aleister 00:28 13 1 '11


I prefer David Archuleta over Bieber, surprisingly.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:41, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

I'd rather eat my own shit then know anything about either of these two fellows. --Roman Dog Bird 06:55, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
The first is pretty good. I drove an Archuleta back in the 70's. I still miss it, even though it rusted out from under me and spent more time on the lift than it did on the road. Man, but those Italians sure do make some sexy cars. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:21, January 20, 2011 (UTC)


Dude shoulda stayed a drummer.--FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 06:15, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

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