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So, for those that were around 5 years ago, have they changed? And for those that weren't, what about them? And of current members, how many photos if them does rcmurphy hold? Pup 07:20 23 Feb '11

Awhile ago there was a forum where other contributors were asked to send in their photos. The only ones that stick in the mind was a photo of Ape with a mohican and Ethine in an emo girl pose. Funnybony's photos can be located if you follow the clues and Spike dresses up as a rabbit. Any help? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:27, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
The two users whose pictures I've seen are Guildy (with beard) and Funnybony (circa 1960's prog rock). But  I also don't picture them that way. Funnybony to me looks like Don Martin's illustrations of Fonebone. Guildy, on the other hand, I imagine as a gnarly gnome wizard done in the style of Larry Elmore, hunched over a writing desk with quill in hand slavishly writing away. Hype is a blonde Nordic looking 6' 6" tall and shoulders about as broad. Pup 09:57 23 Feb '11
I just assumed everyone looked like their signatures. --Black Flamingo 10:06, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Here's a nice linky thingy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:21, 23 February 2011
That's kind of neat.  I contributed.  Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:16, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Under User doesn't put pictures of himself on the Internet, but I always imagine he looks kind of like this.  Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:17, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

As someone who was around 5 years ago, yeah my perceptions of some of the other users' appearances has changed. Mostly because I have many of them on Facebook, and unless they're concocting elaborate alter-egos to fool me and the international security services, I know what they look like. For the record, Ethine is very pretty in a disturbingly all-American way (although she probably won't thank me for saying so); RCMurphy looks more Californian than any other man from Mississippi ever did; Kip The Dip is Chris from Family Guy, and e|m|c looks like the person who I imagine will one day kick Justin Bieber to death with a pair of poison-tipped Converse. Any questions? -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 10:31, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Flamingo - I don't resemble my current sig at all. Pup 10:38 23 Feb '11
Yeah but your sig changes a lot so I figured you were a kind of shapeshifter. --Black Flamingo 00:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
Uncle Fester. You're all Uncle Fester. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:54, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
There used to be a rumour, five or so years ago, that Olipro was fat, bald and in his 50s. Having met him, I can confirm that he's actually skinny, has hair and is in his early 20s. As for the other Uncyclopedians to have attended on that fateful day, Codeine looks pretty much how I imagined him and MrN is every bit the sex god we'd all been led to believe. I'd seen photos of Sannse before, so I already knew what she looked like. Anyway, next month I should be meeting up with 'Dillo and, with some luck, a few other users; so I'll report back and shatter everyone's illusions. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:00, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Is the picture on RAHB's page really RAHB? If so, it shatters my fantasy world. I've always pictured him as a six foot tall penis. --John Lydon 13:44, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

If you mean the logo image in the top left corner, you might want to consider scheduling an eye test for yourself; that's Frank Zappa. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e|
Confusing RAHB with Zappa is guaranteed to win you RAHB's undying love and devotion, though. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:30, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Fat, sweaty, with beards for necks. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 14:30, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Not the Zappa pic. He's changed his userpage around. There used to be a pic of a big guy with a beard holding what appeared to be an alcoholic beverage. --John Lydon 14:55, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Codeine resembles a natural isomer of methylated morphine. The rest of you look like me except with interconnected eyebrows. —rc (t) 20:41, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

This may also be Ptok. Aleister 00:46 24-2-'11

How do you imagine me? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:55, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Picture Bill Clinton with Sid Vicious's hair. That's not how I imagine you. Pup 01:28 24 Feb '11

Imagination and supposed visualisation

As described here, are a fallacious approach even more coloured by arbitrary emotions and misremembered notions than even the perceptions of entities encountered directly, in person, stored in more concrete but still fluid memory, and past all the processing and post-processing, those are no more real than anything else.

There is nothing to imagine. There are only ideas and things and ideas of things. You are all an illusion propagated by the notion that you exist. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:13, 24 February 2011

I imagine you as looking kind of like Cyndi Lauper.  Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:14, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
Wearing glasses. Pup 01:28 24 Feb '11
Safety glasses? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:34, 24 February 2011

Hey, Lyrithya, this is how I imagine you:


--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:06, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Me too.  Only topless.  Except for the choker. Spıke Ѧ 12:01 24-Feb-11
Needs more shifty eyes. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 07:57, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

A few preconceptions of mine

I dont know why but this is how Ive always seen a few people:

Sarah palin boobs Lyrithya when shes not in the office

Angry Asian Spike when he's not so serious, if he was Korean

Ax1 Aleister puttering about

Mx1 Maniac, I mean, Lolipop

Maximage Mimo and Maxus --Shabidoo 05:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

lol at SPIKE, Aleister and Mimo. --Roman Dog Bird 06:27, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, but what's with the necktie?! Spıke Ѧ 11:50 24-Feb-11
My god, you made me laugh out loud so hard I think I woke my roomates up!!! --Shabidoo 11:52, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
You caught me exactly, except for the shirt. I wish I had that shirt. Aleister 11:53 24-2-'11
I look like Ludacris--Sycamore (Talk) 19:13, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

You are all

Smokin' hot women who are all up on my junk. Except for socky, he's a puppet. Jackofspades (talk) 07:00, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

I'll let you play with my boobies, but be careful not to pull out any hairs. Pup 07:25 24 Feb '11

This is what I imagine Mooshy looks like. Pup 07:30 24 Feb '11

File:Let the fun begin!.jpg

My god its like my twin who passed away last week. Except three of the following are wrong: Complexion, hair, gender, age, having known parents. Guess which ones !!! --ShabiDOO 22:07, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

my shitty interpretations of various users

chavo.jpg Socky
21349.jpg TKF
furley.jpg Mordillo
david-hasselhoff.jpg Hyperbole
0306_gregginn1.1.JPG SPIKE
bob_odenkirk.jpg Under user
f_ac2ac58a230b.png Modus
funnykid.jpg Lollipop
carlwinslow.jpg Dexter
tumblr_ksh17bYEJ01qzihjao1_400.jpg Lyrithya
Rob-Halford.jpg Chief
dyi-stud-finder.gif MrN

--Roman Dog Bird 07:28, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

You got me pinned. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:31, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
And I'm the invisible man... Pup 08:38 25 Feb '11
What about me? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:30, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
Or me? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
LOL lolipop dexter and chief. I like how my picture is androgenous. And that

my age/expresion/ethnicity is equally androgenous. But yeah, lolipop most definately is a 5 year old mexican cocain theif living in -25 Toronto. No doubt --ShabiDOO 16:14, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

I'm that thing that makes noises in your basement, And so I recommend you take a bloody good look at the contents of your fridge. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

I got something for you!

cross-examination-the-hung-jury(ep).jpg ChiefJusticeDS if he was a zombie.

Melvins-lysol-melvins.jpg RomanDogBird (note, he would be the horse)

204955.jpg PuppyOnTheRadio (he would be the dog in the front)

51JE69Ud-uL._SL500_AA300_.jpg Alester

WHIPLASH-Power-And-Pain.jpg JupiterFox

s2512121.jpg Sycamore when he's dressed (left) and when he's nude (right)

265349.jpg Shiabidoo

b12814.jpg Zana Dark

Eleanor_Audley.jpg Lyrithya

--Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:24, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

No one even replys to my input? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:22, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
It's interesting to just look... but replying takes effort. Just blame the laziness of your fellows here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:45, 4 March 2011
<span class="genericresponse" style="coolness: very; geekiness: hidden;"></span>Pup 06:58 04 Mar '11

REAL images of the Uncyclopedians

Cat-dunecat-lg (200 x 200)


Spoon Attack




Mop cat

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user



- Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Pretty Close, Right?
















Mimo, because he/she/it should not be left out

--John Lydon 18:46, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

I EXIST TOO, YOU KNOW! --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:49, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
All fixed. You are now included!--John Lydon 18:55, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yes but I'm always the ungly one. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:07, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
And I don't even have one. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
Well, who cares about you? Right? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:18, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
I just assumed that Mimo and Maxus is a pair of two guys who live together for some reason. LOL on Aleisters cat pic!!! --ShabiDOO 21:24, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
WHAT ABOUT ME?! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:30, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

I bet you're all just dying to know what I look like.


Yep. Exactly.

--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:23, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

The reality...

Numa black sheep


Numa black sheep


Numa black sheep


Numa black sheep


Numa black sheep


Numa black sheep


Numa black sheep


Numa black sheep

Let's face it.... all of us.

You only live twice robert mcginnis altered artwork bath

Black flamingo, centre


What about Lollipop? I'm on Uncyclopedia too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:37, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

I already put an image of you a few days ago. Zheesh. Heres the real one though. you are the lollipop.

lollipop (featured in the centre)


I imagine lollipop as the one in the middle as well. Pup 05:09 26 Feb '11

This is quite helpful

Unfortunately, I decided to drive to Chicago recently, and accidentally the Tevatron at Fermilab. My body now lies in superposition, and I need help figuring out what I look like. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 07:20, February 26, 2011 (UTC)


Colin "All Your Base" Healey looks just like this, I reckon. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:16, February 28, 2011 (UTC)


Dark Apostrophe and the other grown-ups in his Norwegian village take it in turns to walk the local children to and from school, keeping them safe from Moomins and other Scandinavian dangers.

Fair enough estimation, it's just missing the band shirt and the N.W.A. button. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat01:16, Friday 04 March 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

Uncyclopedia Vandals

Do me! Do me!

-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:38, Mar. 11, 2011

Drew Carey hot tub

kip the dip in the middle. happy? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:42, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

CLEVELAND ROCKS!! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:44, Mar. 11, 2011
Notice that the one in the right wears a gay pride bra? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:50, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hey guys, this is a little off-topic, but...

...lrn2fkn4mat. fr srs. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat02:56, Friday 04 March 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

Why? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:58, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
^lol.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 05:41, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
y? n FU. Pup 07:06 04 Mar '11

Do me too!

- Barn-owl LOL vandalz

and me. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:49, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
no --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:47, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop's opinions








Rabbi Techno






Another n00b


Magic Man



--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:55, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

That one guy.


Mad Max.


I had a dream that Mr. N was this guy.

Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:50, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

The only difference is that Mr. N is no more. He is a stiff admin, pining for the Fnords. THIS IS AN EX-ADMIN! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:34, March 16, 2011 (UTC)
When my niece was little, she was convinced for some reason that I was actually Alan Rickman. One day, during a discussion at school about Harry Potter, she informed her teacher that her uncle played Professor Snape in the film. This resulted in a begging letter to my sister, asking if there might be any chance that her famous brother would consider narrating the school's Christmas play. Oh, and by the way - I'm still on sabbatical. Someone else wrote this. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:38, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
Yeeeaaahhhh... uh, how dd I do with my pic of you? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:39, March 17, 2011 (UTC)


--Tophat headless 15:52, March 17, 2011 (UTC)


Palin hot



Magic Man



Sannse banner

Sannse (Obviously)

--~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:43, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

I EXIST TOO, YOU KNOW! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:38, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
I know that little Timmy. So, who wants me to upload a picture of him/her in this forum? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:49, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
How dare you call me Little Timmy. No lollipops for you. Go sit in that corner and think about what you just said. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:53, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
But... the croner doesn't not exist. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 19:08, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Corner, dummy. And I deserve to have a picture too. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:56, March 19, 2011 (UTC)


I found this as Puppy on the radio's profile Facebook profile. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 17:50, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Puppy...on the radio


That is adorable! Pup 08:54 17 Mar '11
Whoops, thats not yours =P . I wonder if anybody is gonna post a pic of me... ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:29, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

NO! I mean maybe... --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:32, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Fine, then I'll be the radio in the picture. Puppy, off. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 15:42, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

hey man, what happened here *sniff*

I haven't been around since 2009. Oh, yeah, you can say that I was dicking around with Grueslayer, but I am in no position to come back, see what's happening on the site and start that bloated thing up again. Well, I AM in a position to at least do the former two things, if only for a little while. Getting to the topic...what did you all imagine me as? I never did anything noteworthy besides Grueslayer, so I imagine not much. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 19:14, March 17, 2011 (UTC)


I found this pic of Mimo (left) and DrStrange giving you a hand out the window. -Aleister

You're good with games? Help me with this one. Would help. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:36, March 17, 2011 (UTC)



This is how I imagine Olipro. "Oh, darling, now I'm gonna have to ban you for insolence."--Scofield 20:49, March 17, 2011 (UTC)


And Codeine reminds me a lot of the Ice Truck Killer. Fans of Dexter will know what I'm talking about.--Scofield 20:54, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

I think Aleisters picture is the most realistic of all of them. Its always the nice quieter people who end up getting over their heads somehow in their do-good-ness and end up hanging off a buidling by their legs from two british guy richie style thugs!!! --ShabiDOO 23:07, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Java duke

I always imagined MadMax to look a bit like this, I reckon. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 15:52, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

Uncannily, that pic does look quite like me. Are you stalking me? -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 16:31, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Really Codenine? I always imagined you like this:
--Tophat headless 16:51, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
And I always imagined MadMax to look like this:
--Tophat headless 16:58, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

Wow, Codeine actually resembles Brian Moser! I never thought I'd hit the jackpot with that one! --Scofield 18:32, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

no tank

I'm not cool enough to have a random picture represent me posted by some stranger on a parody site. The next logical thing to do is to hang myself. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:38, March 28, 2011 (UTC)


For some reason I always imagined you like this, Wilytank. --Tophat headless 01:48, March 28, 2011 (UTC)


(left to right) Dr. Fenwick, SPIKE, Magic Man, The 92 vandal, and Roman Dog Bird - Aleister